George, why is your search history full with “hot dandelion pics”?

how do you even install the app store if there is no app store

With [ __ ], the chance of building a killer app is bigger!
It’s a chance, not a guarantee

abcdes

oops, February 29th

but what about leap years though (i.e., 29 February)

nonsense overdose

Let’s start living carefully.

$AUTHOR$ did not do it for me — the zoom!

Cherry bread?

Break up with your girlfriend because I’m bored

Let’s not pretend you’d scream.

What if you saw somebody outside hang-drying their toilet paper?

Your awkwardness is hurting me! It’s hurting my grades! Which hurt my college apps! Which hurts my future! Stop being awkward!

Dead; not a big surprise.

apple users when apple logo 🛐 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰

OMG, thx

I HOPE YOUR WIFI DIES

Windows
Pro: You can name a file “pro”
Con: You can’t name a file “con”

nooooooo you can’t just put chromium and node.js together then call it a native app
haha electron go brrrrrrrrr

Captcha in 2040: Before you use this website, please let us see you through your camera and wait for someone to look at you so we can make sure you’re not a robot.

It’s called “Python” because of Monty Python, because it’s a joke

depending on your contacts, the statuses in WhatsApp can get weird very quickly

The real nonsenses are the friends we made along the way

$AUTHOR$. $AUTHOR$!!!

flories when i lock them in my basement (they don’t like me)

humanOS is bloated, like, why they added the existential crisis feature

top 10 amazing programming languages

thanks for watching!

im busy playing roeakieckect gltichjkojeague

matrix-media.mpga

there are fireworks being lit up … gradually

🌧 Boo doo boo doo!

I’m so lazy now to do my homework from school. Feel like school’s been tearing me apart since then. I only wanted a little bit of happiness now.
Everyday is just the same day over and over but it gets worse and worse.
idk about you but this doesn’t
sound like an environment that’s supposed to encourage me to live healthy

“Schools not that bad”
“Schools are good for your future”
bro it’s literally horrible. I’ve been feeling like i hate school now. Waking up at 5am everyday, going and leaving school tired af, stressing and worrying about every little thing. Putting in hours of effort just to get a crappy grade. Constant drama and rumours, always being in a bad mood for no reason, always being so f lonely, knowing damn well she’s not gonna like me back, staying up till 12am+ knowing theres school tomorrow, dreading school the night before. Nothing cheers me up to keep up with school.

“I was human- i am human” - Mark Zuckerberg

Fun fact: Cats first appeared in uranus (planet) and quickly evolved, then they wanted to take over other planets, and they would start with earth
Cats were able to live on earth but they didn’t take over the planet, so they created mark zuckerberg, a concious ai robot thing so they could collect as much data as possible about humans to make the perfect world domination plan
But mark zuckerberg was too concious and started his own world domination plan called “metaverse”, so the cats made a new world domination plan:

• 2024: start orange juice factories on the moon
• 2025: kill mark zuckerberg
• 2027: finish the super cool weapons for exploding humans and stuff
• 2028: take over the big social media platform, making the next generation of humans love cats so much they think they’re gods and would do anything for them
• 2029: build tools for making communication between earth and uranus (planet) much easier
• 2030: take over some places with weak military and turn the humans there into slaves
• 2035: expand
• 2040: take over bigger countries using orange juice
• 2041: ww3
• 2043: attack the epokest countries in the world
• 2044: fill the atmosphere with orange juice gas thing, this thing makes all humans love cats
• 2050: cats have successfully dominated the world
• 2051: change cities and stuff to fit with the cats’ vision
• 2052: build ways of preventing humans from dominating the world again

All my projects are side projects
My friends call it “being unemployed”

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rexer is rexer backwards

every night, i wake up

R.exeR

theyearis1991wherebirdsandhumansliveinperfectharmonyuntilonedayayoungmancatchesfirethisisthephoenix

Then:
🤓
Now:
🥸

Cheese is made out of milk

“Don’t be evil” - Google

My uncle was arrested for being a fake png :(

When I look at her last picture, she is smiling so beautifully, just like she is sleeping peacefully. I think she is walking around in the wonderful heavenly paradise.

● It’s a human-to-duck translator.
● translator device quacks aggressively from the human
● the duck comes up 🦆

● So then, what’s killing 5 million people?
● Crazy. Temperatures!!! 🤪 (temperatures!! temperatures!!)

I accidentally swallowed a whole planet