A chemical lab explodes after someone turn on the light. Can you guess why the lab explodes? Yes. The reason is because they forgot to clean the table!

Welcome to The Nonsense Galaxy! At your right side, you can see a thousands of shiny astonishing stars. They’re usefull to reduce stresses and make yourself feel better just by watching them. At your left side, you can see a giant planet made from Azido Azido Azide. Remember, don’t touch! Now let’s get out of h- KABOOM!!!

Previous news ticker is a f- CURSE WORD DETECTED! YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE NONSENSE GALAXY.

Get an idea -> Sketch it -> Tell friends -> Don’t finish it and get another idea

My brain stopped working after seeing “2x⁴ + 9x³ - 15x² + 67x - 274 = 0”

Someone press a button and then, there were no survivors.

My keyboard fixed exactly after my PC burned.

I want to create a real game, but don’t know how - RZ

<insert>sense

Unsense

Anti-nonsense = sense?

These nonsenses are used to entertain you. Don’t take it seriously.

Some of these nonsenses aren’t nonsense at all.

In order to reach space from the Earth’s surface, you’d need to climb a mountain that is 11.3x taller than Mount Everest

My recent birthday was at the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century. How lucky!!!

If water is heated to a temperature of 70°C (158°F), that heat will be enough to kill 99.999% of all bacteria and viruses within it. That means boiling the water is quite literally overkill, as it will remove almost everything inside it

It is estimated that languages die out and are replaced every 1000 years due to how much they change over time

When the number 888 is cubed you get an answer of 700227072, this is the smallest cube number in which each digit appears exactly three times (7, 0 and 2)

The highest a hot air balloon was flown to is recorded at 68,986 feet above sea level, for reference Mount Everest is only 29,000 feet tall

A document in Google Docs can have up to 1.02 million characters in it, any more and it can’t be saved

I am too lazy to read this.

I’m veeeeeeeeeeeeeery bored T—T

NONSENSES = open(‘nonsense.txt’, ‘r’)

ANSWER MY PREVIOUS QUESTION. AM I A NONSENSE TO YOU???

Am i a nonsense to you?

Definition of nonsense : Words or language having no meaning or conveying no intelligible ideas.

Please add this to the nonsense list.

Goodbye, The World Of Nonsense. Hello, The Nonsense Galaxy!

Bored?

My nonsense has been transferred to Mars!

Thinking to script another nonsense game - RZ

I pretty sure nobody will read this.

Lag interney mkek

Bad internet mkek

Hi! My name’s R3DBOT! Type r?help to get a list of commands. Or type r?nonsense if you like nonsenses!

What are you trying to do?

Previous nonsense ticker is pretty funny.

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Since when i got this nonsense ticker machine? Did RZ sent this to me as a gift? Well whatever. Let’s write a nonsense and i hope he will add mine!

The name “Aurora Borealis” is actually Latin for “Northern Lights”

giowp´sihugyfhkjoplzskzcycfugdiop´p[soyicfghjikop´drfpiuhoi - hellory4n

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stop using r?nonsense or i will out of nonsense

Your TV is lonely

“The scientists just found out what I am made up of. Well mr RZ has said I’m like a clone of them, and they are made up of plastic. So am I made up of plasma or what?” - R3DBOT

Aloha!

The news is a scam. Locuadoxicallosequoxer is not even a thing.

BREAKING NEWS: Local man fallen into a looping paradox after he ate a cookie contains Locuadoxicallosequoxer particle.

SPECTRESPECT

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