A woman joked about World War 11. This is what happened to Ukraine.

A kid played too much Roblox. This is how he became radioactive.

Oops, I overdosed on air again

Never. Ever:
Eat expired pasta
Do 50 squats
Try keto
Give you up
Eat French fries
Let you down
Eat left over potato salad
Set your clock forward

A man developed a new ideology. This is what happened to Italy.

A man set his clock by one minute. This is how his ass disintegrated.

Girl switches on light. This is how she broke every bone in her body.

A man held a fart in a meeting. This is how his colon exploded.

A man sneezed. This is how he broke every bone in his body.

A man counted 61 seconds in a minute. This is what happened to his brain.

Child was late to school. This is what happened to his bones.

A man did nothing in particular. This is how his atoms disintegrated.

A woman breathed air. This is how she overdosed.

My dad ran out of milk. This is how he went missing.

A man took a breath. This is how he turned into seven giraffes.

A man existed. This is how he died after 90 years.

So back in 1939-

A man got rejected in art class. This is what happened to Germany.

A grandpa set his clock forward 1 hour. This is what happened to his heart.

Fixed bugs, improved performance, drank way too much coffee.

I asked my neurodivergent friends online, and they are more accurate and use way less water. Mostly because they forget to drink it.

metabase (some cryptocurrency thing)

Instant website; just add hydration!

It’s true that voting left doesn’t guarantee you’ll get a good city, but voting right does guarantee that you won’t.

Katze for scale

Maybe stop hunting for mystical AI fingerprints and ask the simpler question: Is there actually a human being here? Because humanity is easier to detect.

Look! An em-dash!

GET HIM!

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www.freesantamovies.ru

You’re telling me bureaucratic institutions can be competent and serve the people?!

de heus 👑

“AI CI RO” either means:

• 爱吃肉 · ài chī ròu — love eating meat (that doesn’t sound right)
• 爱鸡肉 · ài jīròu — love chicken meat (that doesn’t sound appetizing???)

Bonus: Google Translate using “Advanced” model (powered by Gemini) below

Note: ai → ài

UTAMAKAN SELAMAT

Weird weather is weird.

Low-latency nonsense

Clock: 23:59:61
Internet: fuck you

Masih sewa gudang? Kapan punya sendiri?

pencucian luar nalar

keredet
keseret
kereset

RAWAN KALAP

there’s a problematic rage gap between us

I have no idea what’s in here and have never seen it discussed, likely internal CPU registers. Have fun.

Spaghettifying DRAM

Physical addresses are really more of a suggestion.

A refreshing treat, with our compliments.

Miss The Morning.
Miss The Bread.

why are people calling themselves lithified volcanic ash theyre clearly not

HPmu komplit

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