DID YOU USE ME JUST TO GAIN FREE ZER COOKIES?

Peanut Butter Motherfucker

Live in such a way you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot.

“As you grow older, you wil discover that you have two hands.” What is that? Life hacks from PornHub?

What kind of dream are you having?

I am happy and enchanted as if I were in a dream and enchanted with beautiful flowers in front of me

For a good life, you need good stuff

cool? cute? sexy? macho? whatever you want to be, boys have to look smart.

Is this a pen? No. This is a STAPLER.

This is the extremity of luxury
to bite into chunky meat.
How juicy and tasty !!
It’s beyond the description.

Decoration English

BOY
We are happy in every respect.

FUCKIN’ SALE

Moist with me.

I’m a giggle, thank you

I’m gorgeous, thank you.

Common Sense Media(R) Nonsense Media(R)

TikTok knows everything about us.

• Who owns this phone?
• I think our customers own their phones.

me is…. uuuh… idk who is me

Pen Island
PEN ISLAND
P****LAND

Pennistone
P****tone

I english

Teheeest!!!

Foolish Foolish Foolish Fuck

Wow whatsoever

shak sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh shred sh

shaky shaky shaky shit

Loudspeaker, Loudspeaker, Loud, L O U D

LoudspeAKERRRRRRRRRRRR– amp;

cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes.

E-TH

I’m gonna shut up with my stupid accent now

You now have proof that I’m a real human being

sleepy air

fried fried fried fried fried fried roasted

You’re someone else’s problem

You want your freedom? Take it

Go make some new disaster.

mine grammar its better then you’s

SHERYL–

hi at 23 and 10 mile per hour winds a heatwave if i’ve ever seen one jeans and a hoodie should do it not that hoodie for cripe’s sakes you’re going to church (picks the “GO PACKERS AND F🍕🥃K DA BEARS” hoodie) that’s better

• Siri remind me to get a bag of bagels.
• Did you mean bagel?
• Yeah, bagels.
• I’m sorry, did you say bagel–
• Bagels.
• Bagel.
• Bagels.
• Bagel.
• Bagels.

• Add kale to the grocery list.
• Yeah, no.

I live in your head forever now.

You can’t delete me.

Didn’t you read the terms and conditions?

I’ve watched you burned cranberries once!

Why waste time on the internet when you can waste time with your family

• You’re gonna need one beer, two eggs, some ranch, and like… a lot of hot sauce.
• Hot sauce, huh?
• A LOT of hot sauce.