“I am French, I speak French, I live in France”
“I’m Spanish, I speak Spanish, I live in Spain”
“I’m American, I speak English, I live in the USA”

Imagine being a trillion-dollar company producing operating systems in 2022 yet there’s no tabs feature in their File Explorer.

Write nonsense with confidence across text files, messaging apps, and the web with advanced nonsense suggestions from Nonsense Editor.

Hey there kids! Do you like nonsense?

Visitor, please stop using me

Fine, i’ll give you 18 nonsense

damn imagine dry water

water has been gotten too dry

stop watching the pfp of a random user!!!

Enjoy Your Nonsense Time Ready To View

That’s the hundreth time you have used that emoji already

🚘🔫 STUPID GARAGE ✨

actually how’s R3DBOT doing?

When they fix it can use it again

also be surprised if they can’t read the nonsense that well

fenofibrate — I can’t load the images section, my connection is bad even though it’s 4G

287336 results from his Google account

Have you set the theme dark?

They are accusing me of partnering with makesense, how can they even think of that?????????!!!!!!!!!!!

Why am I writing makesense

The very end generation of computers would be to simulate the universe exactly, but I won’t let that happen!

After this, take a rest. Later – possibly – at 09:50 we will be giving more nonsense.

infinite nonsense creation

English

I fix, they tell.

Seriously, do I look like Wikipedia to you???

oh no am I crazy

can i borrow this book? can you sing for me? can you pick him up? can you go to the shop for me? can you give me that ice cream?

Have a good dinner of nonsense! :)

the name is blah-blah-blah-blah

Recording has started. Recording has stopped.

dont use zoom dont use zoom dont use zoom dont use zoom dont use zoom dont use zoom

second person - you

How dO haw

Your internet connection is ✨unstable✨

🙌🙌🙌👏

MAKE SURE THAT THE PINS ARE INSTALLED TO PREVENT ACCIDENTS.

is-it-true-that you be-a-speaker-of-English-language

ſixthousandſixhundredſixtyſix

Season The Fall

James Watterson

Are ya ready for 512TB of Nonsense?

I’m rubber, you’re glue.

I wanted to be prepared, so I looked up a nonsense walkthrough video. It turns out it was a speed run.

200 terabytes in 1 kilobyte 😳

if the file is the same copied over and over again

200 TERABYTES OF NINES

David is a crazy scientist????

Zoom

The logo is too zoom lol

Zoom

“Come join our Zoom meeting!”

WARNING: Nonsense are just nonsense; don’t take them personally. You do you.