Nonsense Centre

Believe in the radical idea of sharing and caring

Last time I checked, I am pretty sure that our country is capitalist, and… teetering into fascism.

BPM: 250 or 500

it’s an ottokonoko

Registering a single trademark takes months and costs thousands of euros.

Nonsense as a storage medium

I think it’s important to fight extremism with creativity.

Nalapedia

This nonsense entry has an alcohol permit

more faith, less fear

real dongonya tingkat extrim

PAJAK GUE ITU!

TENTARA KOK MAIN MASAK-MASAKAN? BALIK KE BARAK WOY!

NATIONAL NONSENSE AGENCY

Are you traumatised by the prospect of working with the government again?

One rule in Indonesia: never do business with the government.

You’ve met me at a very Chinese part in my life

Nonsense needs an outlet. Send yours here or use the apps

Ass Hurts Wiring Solutions Limited™

kittens sleep in convergence

I am located in the Government of Amsterdam, right…

Sworn nonsense

Failure can lead to high costs

when you hear his voice, time flies

Buy one for the price of two and get one free

Why have we normalized gaslighting people into thinking they have an uncle named bob??

Is it just me or some people really have som problems. They see people who go through physical change appearance wise and they don’t like it and work towards changing it because that’s what they want for themselves and feel it’s better. Bht other people can’t stand the fact and start saying normalize whatever the hell you changed into because it’s messing with their perception of what they want. As if they are forced to do what the other person is doing.

Tokens…remind me?

How to trap a @REDACTED:

1. set up a box-and-stick trap
2. put some fresh [[MORSE CODE]] underneath
3. tie the stick to a long string and go behind a nearby large object to hide
4. once a REDACTED is underneath it, pull the string! And the string will pull the stick, making the box fall and trap the REDACTED.

And there you go! You have caught a REDACTED.

Accidentaly got their gender wrong? Don’t worry, that’s the first time that’s happened since the last time.

Dear

please revise invoice the amount is not correct,payment will take effect on friday

thanks

Some entries are perfectly fine. Others absolutely eat.

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The picture is now nice and crooked :3

the keke slider

As your group puts out a big AI (absurd intelligence), you should party, thank staff, post a summary, watch for bugs, fix faults fast, and plan upcoming work.

I can move myself to the Applications folder if you’d like.

i didn’t take my addons off,
i am still garrys-o-mod

im not taking my addons off,
i am garrys-o-mod

who put snickers in my sneakers…

I want to love you, but I don’t know how to do it properly.

Lyrics:
Buy the pass please
Buy the battle pass please
Buy the battle pass please
Buy the battle pass

age: 3-year-old intelligence, 18-year-old feeling, 80-year-old physically
address: the Space

hhmgnhjhph,,, the smell of Material 3 Design 🤤

hhmgnhjhph,,, the smell of Aluminium 🤤

The tech industry is especially good at losing money.

calling bokbok

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