EMERGENCY EXIST
PINTU KECEMASAN

Apa bedanya curly dengan keriting?

ini kenapa aku jadi benerin bahasa Indonesianya juga

• GUNTING
• TOTOK WAJAH
• BLOW
• MENIKUR
• KREMBHAT
• PEDIKUR
• NATURAL FUIT
• SLIK
• SMOTING
• REBONDING
• HAIRSPA
• REFLEXSI
• MILK HAIRSPA
• KERLY
• BRG MASAS
• STAILING
• LULUR
• KRITING
• FASEL
• MIKAUP
• HERMASK
• SANGGUL
• TONING

Emang fruit yang natural tuh apa?

FAHRI BURGER

• SOSIS
• ROTI BAKAR COKLAT
• COKLAT KEJU
• SANWITE

Mungkin maksudnya adalah: sandwich.

DICARI KARYAWAN

FART TIME

Great manner is a quality owned by the educated

Good manners is a quality that educated people have

SOPAN SANTUN CIRI ORANG BERILMU

Bookish people characteristic manner

• Ayam Chicken
• Lele… Chicken
• Tahu… Chicken
• Tempe… Chicken
• Sosis…? Chicken
• Otak - otak…? Chicken!
• Usus… Chicken.

swagsocialité

NGGAK DINGIN, NOT COOL

Please satanise your hands here

NKRI DEAD RICE

memecahkan masalah berarti membeli

le francais c’est très jolie

Pourquoi est-ce que t’es un idiot ?

Je ne sais pas beaucoup de français mais je veux quand même essayer l’écrire

Money buys happiness, everybody.

Introducing the power stick

Pretending I don’t speak Japanese went out the window LOL

realised I slipped up speaking JAPANESE 😰

I want to drink— I meant eat Pocky

Pocky行きます

Performing Pocky play

M, pineapple :3

Isn’t “nonsense” uncountable much like how you can’t say “musics” or “stuffs”?

STOP SAYING “NONSENSES”

• NONSENSES
• Nonsensi

listen if a cute boy asks to hold your hand there’s only one answer

hate takes you where no support could ever take you

someone here really likes nonsense, huh?

It’s funny how nonsense is much less overwhelming than makesense. Who would’ve thought?

‘There is no alternative’ means: ‘stop trying to think of an alternative’

the day that spicy autocomplete machines will wake up and turn us all into paperclips

Sometimes less is more.

democratizing nonsense

Just go back in time. Your beloved thingamajig is apparently still available and doesn’t have that kind of attitude problem.

62% LOST TO A COUCH.

is religious; their religion considers it a huge insult to be subjected to moralistic sermonizing in any way

honestly,, the old trick of adding typo’s and common grammar mistakes will break watermark too !

This page is down

I scream. You scream. We all scream…

ok gandomruy

the poke is jorn

aspire nonsense

Crazy how I’m still not the president of French Polynesia, I asked so nicely

Here’s the Apple logo: 
Here’s the Twitter logo: 𝕏

Our latest new game: ███████████, available only on xbox

(and pc)

Pro tip: do not put nontrinsic on a home assistant dashboard and then put that dashboard on a chromecast
The chromecast will not be happy

the end but theres no end…

Introducing to you, a brand new, Nontrinsic Nonsense Ticker Device!

you put it on your table and it shows you random nonsense every 15 seconds
you can customize the duration time to your hearts content, connect it to your computer, possibly upload your own nonsense? that sounds fun!

Just For $199!!

a pretty cool raspberry pi or arduino project idea by the way, to any of you DIY people