• Hey Joe, I know we hired you, like, 40 minutes ago but we’re going to have to let you go. Oh you know how to work the coffee machine?
• Yeah. You want one?
• Yeah that sounds great. What are you doing this Saturday? Want to come over and fuck my wife?

Introducing the Xbox One X Series S ROG Ally Fridge
We have no clue what this thing does anymore

Bonjour, je suis Linerly. Je suis actuellement lycéen, mais en école à la maison. Avant, j’étais dans un lycée professionnel en filière informatique et réseaux, mais l’année dernière, je suis passé à l’école à la maison, car j’avais déjà obtenu des certifications en réseaux, en cybersécurité, et en langues (indonésien et anglais).

Actuellement, je travaille sur un projet appelé Nontrinsic, qui est une plateforme (ou appli) et un corpus communautaire d’entrées de texte créatif*. C’est mon dernier projet en date que je développe depuis février 2025, et oui, tout Nontrinsic est un logiciel libre. C’était un projet secondaire avant que je passe à l’école à la maison, et maintenant, que c’est mon projet scolaire, je peux y travailler davantage. Je ne pensais pas que beaucoup de gens découvriraient Nontrinsic et qu’ils adoreraient son concept. C’est disponible aussi en plusieurs langues, et je fais moi-même les traductions en indonésien et même en français.

Dans le passé, j’ai appris le développement principalement en pratiquant, de Scratch jusqu’au développement web, puis avec Svelte et SvelteKit [et Jetpack Compose, SwiftUI]. Je n’ai pas suivi de formation classique (sauf pour les formations menant à des certifications), mais j’ai appris en développant des projets.

À l’avenir, j’aimerais créer une organisation à but non lucratif pour héberger tous mes projets, y compris Nontrinsic.

* dans la communauté, ce sont des entrées de non-sens (littéralement nonsense en anglais)

You’ve been pregnant… without knowing it

Don’t love your job, job your love

Wwowow
it’s got so many-
WABBAJEEBIES!

stunk powder

Ohh! – Clinchy!

The fifth letter in “What’s the fifth letter in this sentence?” is ‘s’.

Here’s the breakdown:

1. W
2. h
3. a
4. t
5. s

good m to haveindset

good night darling

Down the Rotbit-Hole

Aliexpress was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sissy on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was rearing, but it had no pics or convers in it, “and what is the use of a book,” thought Alice “without pic or cont?”

So she was considering in her own mind (as well as she could, for the hot day made her feel very eepy and stupid), wither the pleasure of making noises would be worth the trouble of getting up and picking the daisies pussie, when suddenly a White Rar with pink eyes ran close by her.

There was nothing so VERY remarkable in that; nor did Alice think it so VERY much out of the way to hear the Rabbit say to itself, “Oh der! Oh die! I shall be lol!” (when she thought it over afterwards, it occurred to her that she ought to have wondered at tits, but at the time it all seemed quite natural); but when the Rabbit literally TOOK A WATCH OUT OF ITS FUCKING WAISTCOAT(COCKET) and looked at it, and then hurried on, Alice dropped to her knees, for it flashed across her mind that she had never before seen footage of a man crossing the street with either a waistcock-pocket, or a watch to take out of it, and burning with curiosity, she ran across the field after it, and fortunately was just in bieber to see it pop down a large rotbit-hole under the hedgehog. She started racing with her knees by the way in case just in case, it was very ouchie but worth it 🤓✌️!

In another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was out to get you again.

The rabbit-hole went straight on like a tunnel for some wayland, and then dipped her nose suddenly down, so suddenly that Alice had not a moment to think about stopping herself before she found herself falling down a very deep well, rounded, bottom concave.

Either the well was very deep, or she fell very slowly, for she had plenty of time as she went down to look about her ant wanker what was going to happen next. First, plock his blind jaw, then? He tried to look down and make out what she was coming to, but it was darker than a moonless night to see anything; then she looked at the sides of the well, and noticed that they were filled with cuckoos and book-shelves; here and there she sawed wood as she sipped on, maps and pictures hung upon pegging belts and lots of dirty vibrators. She took down a jar from one of the shellies as she passed; it was labelled `ORANGE MARMALAIDS’, but to her great disappointment it was empty: she did not like to prob the jar for fear of kicking somebody under the table, so managed to uninstall it before generating anything. put it into one of the cupboards the little treeling said as she fecked past it. Discombobulate.

“Well!” thought Alice to herself, “I’m trying, I’m trying!” Contra “after beseechiing a fallen soul as this, I shall think nothing of tum tum tum sahina, goofy ahh… down with the stairs! How brave browser they’l lal think me at home! Me be at home, me hungry, im hungry mom please feed me please give me more food don’t stop sending fodder my way please mammy plesee. Why, I wouldn’t say anything about it, even if I fell off the top of the dr house!” (Which was very, much likely, for sure true, bro on my mama, on my dead aunt, on my dead cousin.)

Ouh, wa-ah-ah-ah

Sick, sick, sick. Would the fall NEVER come to an end! “I wonder how many miles morales I’ve fallen by this time?” she said aloof. “I must be getting somewhere nier the centre of the mall. Lemesee: that would be forkyng thousand miles dork, I timk–” (for, you see, Alice had learnt several things of this stuff in her lessons in the school rom, and though this was not a VERY bad opportunity for showing off her knowledge, as there was no one to listen to her, still it was good practice to say it over) “–yes, that’s about the right distance–but then I wonder what Loltitude or Laingitude I’ve got to get?” (Alice had no idea what dell Latitude was, or Longchin either, but thought they were nice grand words to say.)

Presently she vegan again. “I wonder if I shall fall right THROUGH china! How funko pop it’ll seem to come out among… U… U-3, the people that walk with their heads downward inside containers! The Antipanties, I thik–” (she was rather gland there WASD no one listening, this time, as it didn’t sound at all the right word) “–but I shalt have to ask them to like what the dog doing? of the country is, you know. Please, Manjaa, is this New Zealoussie or Austral asia?” (and she tried to curtsey kobane-chan as she spoke–fancy KURTSEYING as you’re falling through the medium! Do you think you could manage U3?) “And what an ignorant little girl she’ll think me for asking without telling her to save before chapter 5 on windows 7! No, it’ll nevermind to ask: perhaps I shall seek it written up somewhere.”

I am going to be recording the final moments of Google Assistant Gemini… until it shuts down.

Sometimes doing nothing is doing something when you need to rest and recharge.

How can you be busy doing nothing?

Plug-in solar
Plugin solar
plug in solar

DO YOU WANT BEANS IN YOUR RICE COOKER

I am what I am,
loves me

My flesh doesn’t matter the only thing that matters is my intent and will

[] got me moving a certain way

Bro if the CEO of Brawl Stars doesn’t dress as Edgar on halloween for 666 years straight i swear…

dawg i cant see nuffin

ngh.. finallyy yessssss baby ohhg wow finally there we go, this is what my nana had craved isnce she fed me fodder back in the crib filled with mud n roaches, bro on my mama

SIGNS OF CASUAL REASONING (not to be confused with causal reasoning):

• you think nonsense does not make sense, but actually do make sense at times
• nonsense is not makesense, yet makesense is nonsense; so both of them have to be sense

GET STUCK IN.

MAKE ROOM IN YOUR FRIDGE.

omit onion and the optional chive garnish

SUBSCRIBED, SWORN TO, AND ACKNOWLEDGED before the database

In the presence of each other, we now subscribe our names as witnesses. We believe they are of sound mound, are acting voluntarily, and are at least eighteen years of age. Each witness is at least fourteen years of age.

Age Twenty-Five Distribution

gemetry dah

Nonsense’s Last Exam

I would not be surprised if it popped much later. So long as to fuel impostor syndrome…

how are you doing? –verbose

You can reach out to the Ombudsfin in one of these 4 languages: French, Dutch, German and English.

Cool Jirl Stories
by Cool Jirl

predicted days to reach target: -353.04

Derivative? No.

Growth is zero or negative

now think what this means

Is this an archive? A platform? An app???

This website uses an… uhhh… we have no clue what this service is actually, it’s to protect against… users, all of them, we think, apparently. This page is displayed while the website figures out what you are… and will remain afterwards.
Welcome to someones file salad server. You’re not getting access. We have no clue who it belongs to.

full-time nonsenser job

files.linerly.xyz
Performing security verification

This website uses a security service to protect against malicious bots. This page is displayed while the website verifies you are not a bot.

Starting a business is like having a get-out-of-jail-free card.

curl: (28) Connection timed out after 1000 milliseconds

Thank you. 1, 2, 3 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Thank you for watching! The sun is rising The sun is rising The sun is rising The sun is rising The sun is rising The sun is rising The sun is rising The sun is rising The sun is rising The sun is rising Thank you for watching! Thank you for watching!

ESTROGEN!11!!1!1!!1!1!!!11!!!11!

why is the 问题 at the end? the problem of 语法

masalah 语法