why am I on this side of the internet again

He was working on the 3 body problem.

I’m up to 5 physicists so far.

the judgement free zone

Sub-feed of the database with a finetuned filter for a premium nonsense experience.

mie fuk ya

🦩

FaceTiming… every night (✨)

ruijiiiiiiiiiiie

sesi ✨ asupan bergizi ✨

What does the dingaling say?

despite everything, it’s still you

WARNING: MESSAGE ENCRYPTED

NO RISK, NO STORY. LIVE BOLD.

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yellow dog

suck my wully

If I’m going to disassociate myself from everything, I might as well be trapped in a plain building with nothing else that evokes anything other than nothingness.

applé

Adding colour to people’s lives

We are interested in your products

what if [insert bad thing] was allowed?

Jony and Sam are both suddenly real quiet; wonder how their honeymoon is going

If you fill in your name in all caps, you’re a much higher risk.

// Don’t worry, I’ll be fine

Prepare thyself

every speech must begin with saying gratitudes to founders & leaders

“Got 4-digit income!” Wah seriously? 4 digits from what? Selling dreams?

Bemused has been skunked. (Sorry, this turned out way more gross than I intended.)

disassociation at its finest

LOVE YOUR BIRD ?

AKU MAU HIDUP

JANGAN DIGANGGU

NEW WISATA WENDIT BY NICOLE’S

Rasanya ngena Banget

No matter how sophisticated, the system MUST fail on some inputs.

FINAL RECOMMENDATION: REJECT IMMEDIATELY

The AI is not being stupid. It’s being perfectly logical within its universe.

This is a purely theoretical example for an algorithmically unsolvable riddle, love. You look wonderful, as you always did. And to the reader: No, I am not trying to find a way out of the problem I just got myself into here: I am neither stupid nor suicidal.

You all need mandatory supervised access to the Internet from now on.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though.

Summon help

pencinta susu tanpa gelas

you are going to heaven with all your shoes

kembali ke peradaban

cho byeol ah

HOW AM I DRIVING?

They are doubly traumatized today.

Un grrrrr

such actions have not yet been forgiven

j’ai rédigé le message à l’aide de DeepL, car je ne parle pas français