You’re delighted to remember that this entire scenario is hypothetical. As you reflect on your simulated trauma, you come to understand that:

serviceably smooth nonsense

Today, I’d like to talk to you today about these things today.

nonsense lor

Hide your dogs and put on some shoes.

industrial ball sac

• Wow, look at her go.
• SLAYYYY!!!

What it feels like to nonsense

NO. I’M NOT DONE YET. NO. AAAAAAA— I LOST EVERYTHING BECAUSE OF YOU, DENISE!!! I LOST MY HAIR BECAUSE OF YOU!!! IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT! IT’S YOUR FAULT! IT’S YOUR FAULT! IT’S. YOUR. FAULT!!!!!! YOUR FAULT!!!

You never ask for anything. Everyone just wants to shower you with gifts. Everyone just wants to give you things, huh? Everyone just wants to hand things to you on a silver planet— platter.

I am indeed award-winning.

This isn’t Twilight, you know.

don’t act blur

ſont

oh- oh OH OH I FOUND HIM ON LINKEDIN

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These balls, as you might predict, produce REDACTED.

OH LAWD HE NONSIN

(We’re trying to present a somewhat balanced view here, but c’mon, it’s still our website 😏)

You pledge allegiance to REDACTED

Thank you for being here.

scoliosis my aunty

ITS NOT INTELLIGENT but it is ARTIFICIAL

apotheosis clothoid

DRINK

The Pursuit of Delicious Not Only, More the Pursuit of Quality.

does your ever?

anti gliyat gliyut

I will never understand people who actively hurt others. It costs you nothing to just leave them alone.

You’re gonna be nice or I will muzzle. And I don’t think you want that! You want that?

🐦

You don’t have to do this.

hèhėuyynnn (sorry about that)

I don’t have to do this. I WANT TO DO THIS!

Don’t you want to know behind that platform?

Take it! Take it! Take it!!!

We interrupting something?

• This. Is. Karma!!!
• Karma? Kama Sutra?

:) haha!!!

After all… he has extra motivation. He would be a great asset.

dame un grrr (un qué?)

no please please….!!!!!!!! yhhhhyhhiUhhhhyuuuUUUUU! NNNN

I feel the Wi-Fi… Sorry, may I pass away?

Cappuccino assassino
Tung tung tung tung sahur
Tung tung tung tung sahur
Tralalero tralalelo lo-lo-oh—

Me, in your mind, when I beat your pom pom.

Maybe this is the start of my villain arc!

You made a joke so long it became a thesis.

NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT DON’T ERASE THE-

walballicator!

ignore the stupid furry next to me im obligated to protect him

those who react with the 🫃🏼 emoji, they’re cool