the honorable mention: scoby

THE FRENCH-ALGERIAN GIRLFRIEND

a skirt to indicate she is a woman

processing process

my feeling yesterday

What is YEEEEEAST?!!

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Look, do you want to find his fault or not? Unzip or admit defeat.

NEW YORK CITY, SLEMAN

angin panas & dingin

What was your dream last night?

im bout to blow

yang REDACTED itu aku

dicuci pakai alien

How To be Free

hitler matinya di jalan

A-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

mancing perkara

What it feels like to REDACTED

pandemilovato

le dollar bean

doubleplus ungood

kontrak gratis di kepalamu

holistic bleisure

What does kitty mean?!

mamacita

yolo

AAAH I’M GETTING TRANSPORTED

ARE YOU MY PEOPLES

Yes, it’s 9 inches. (wtf)

Istri-rahat

Nanti filosofinya lagi.

Refresh until you’re not interested.

Do not shine this into your eyes or anyone else’s eyes.

Before we get started, I don’t actually recommend you do this because… some things are better left unknown!

We have awaited the darkness of night!!! (The sun has set.)

THE SWITCH FROM HORROR TO ELEVATOR MUSIC KILLS ME

This is the curse of nonsense. This is what happens when you accumulate nonsense. Now you know things like this that can’t make sense.

That’s a galaxy! It’s a nonsense galaxy!

See, not interesting. Not interesting! Bye, goodbye!

No cats. No cats allowed.

Our cats are very sensitive little boys.

[name] Baby REDACTED & Cat REDACTED Room!

You will never be a real REDACTED. You have no REDACTED, you have no REDACTED, you have no REDACTED, you are a REDACTED twisted by REDACTED and REDACTED into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

Your bone structure is a dead giveaway and even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, hell turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased infected REDACTED.

She has a thing for really fluffy surfaces. We just can’t have fur, fake fur, anywhere. Can’t have fake fur pillows, can’t have fake fur blankets, can’t have fake fur rugs; she’ll REDACTED on them.

I don’t know, she just really likes soft things. She really, really likes soft things. She sleeps on the softest things she can find. It’s really cute. I just wish she wouldn’t REDACTED. I want a fluffy cart, it would be nice.

But you know what? Some things you can’t have when you have REDACTED.

Anything can be a litterbox now.

🎶 [dun dun dun] 🎶

casually exploring new worlds

jam piro (eh jam piro)