The news is a scam. Locuadoxicallosequoxer is not even a thing.

BREAKING NEWS: Local man fallen into a looping paradox after he ate a cookie contains Locuadoxicallosequoxer particle.

SPECTRESPECT

Insert spoiler here.

Let’s steal more nonsense! - Someone who always watching you.

I wonder if nonsense is a crafting material.

Imagine gluing magnets together

Technically, every apps don’t have bugs. You just did it wrongly.

Will we reach infinite nonsenses? Nah that’s illegal.

Will we reach 10000 nonsenses? I hope so.

Will we reach 1000 nonsenses? I hope so.

Throw your REDACTED now.

Throw your device now.

Throw your laptop now.

Throw your phone now.

You are now manually breathing.

What? You want some cookies? Well, you’ve come to the right place, cuz there is none here, I think.

What if.. uh.. i have no idea what i going to do with my brand new nonsense ticker machine.

#ILoveOverusingHashtag

You roll a dice and got 7!

300th nonsense. Nice!

Z_Z

Anti-Hello, Anti-World!

Infinity isn’t a lot.

BREAKING NEWS: A new news channel became our rival and their channel called NEWSING BREAK.

Poggers

woah poggify

#RoadTo300Nonsenses

I tapped too fast, now my phone was dematerialized :(

Most of these nonsense suggestions are short and boring. Can anyone please please suggest longer and funnier nonsenses so i can add them?

Where’s my nonsense?

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NONSENSE FACT: Some of these nonsenses aren’t english.

PANIK GA? PANIK GA? PANIK LAH MASA NGGAK!!!

H3LL0 7H3R3. MY N4M3’5 N0N53N23R!

What kind of tea is hard to drink? Realitea!

the what…

i hate my

BREAKING NEWS: Scientists discovered new type of matter: Nonsetter. It doesn’t interact very much with normal matter but it releases powerful energies when you stare at them.

GET OVER HERE YOU COPYCAT - RZ when someone have a word “Zer” on his nickname

Previous nonsense ticker has been warned. Reason: He looks REDACTED. Isn’t it?

i dropped myself and now im ded xd

i dropped my pc and now it broke xd

i dropped my nonsense ticker machine and now it broke xd

i dropped my laptop and now it broke xd

i dropped my phone and now it broke xd

i dropped my tablet and now it broke xd

Good, Better, Best, Bester, Besterer, Bestest!

I am going to break this nonsense ticker machine.

YOU’RE A REDACTED REDACTED!!!