9521 nonsense entries have been added to the database!


Bananas are apples. Apples are cookies. And cookies are bananas.

added on 1/4/2021, 12:12:00 AM

You can stop a sneeze most of the time by pressing below your nose, this works because it intercepts the nerve signal that causes the sneeze

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:59 AM

Every true story movie happened once irl on this planet. It can then be that one scene in one true story movie also the scene of another true story movie is

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:58 AM

Ping me when Spooky Month

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:57 AM

ues

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:56 AM

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added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:55 AM

Ima go away from #chaos for a while

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:54 AM

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added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:53 AM

i don’t think the 911th nonsense is “This is 911, what’s your emergency?”

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:52 AM

i’m very rare. so rare that antimatters are 2nd rarest thing now. - Catzer the catrose

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:51 AM

Nonsense is called nonsense because the sense is none, but the letter e doesn’t have sense so it removed and made a word “sense non”. Still looks nonsense so they make the word into “nonsense” , which means it has no sense

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:50 AM

OK = stickman but it fells

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:49 AM

Hi guys my name’s bored and i’m bored here in bored city. Everything is boring here even peoples are bored and leaving this city. Now this boring city only have a small population of boring people. Not even the boring company could make its way into this boring hell. Boring away a piece of bore bores me even more, I don’t know why I keep boring myself but I still do bore other bores that bores bores me and I am in a boring loophole of boring each other.

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:48 AM

1 and triangle got married and then I had to carry the R to the hospital

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:47 AM

A and Z got married and now they have M and N, one is adopted and one is biological

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:46 AM

yes nonsense is my native language

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:45 AM

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added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:44 AM

Hi guys my name’s bored and i’m bored here in bored city. Everything is boring here even peoples are bored and leaving this city. Now this boring city only have a small population of boring people.

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:43 AM

SUSI BAKA

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:42 AM

What door has been pushed by 10 strong people but still can’t be opened? Door that says “SLIDE”!

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:41 AM

help us turn #off-topic into pure nonsense

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:40 AM

700th Nonsense???

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:39 AM

Are you a bot?

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:38 AM

#MakesenseAlwaysDies

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:37 AM

#SenseDies

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:36 AM

The year is 55439. Exactly at RZ’s Birthday, his game got featured again. While this seems like a good news for everyone, but RZ feels like this is another worst day on his life. RZ is dying, got depressed by pings from Fancade Discord Server, that reaches 2.498.264.372 pings every second. He was attempted to end his life but he can’t because of his #NonsenseNeverDie hashtags (which has been spread over parallel universes) surprisingly give him energies. Then he said “I hope i can go back to the past and keep The World Of Nonsense server alive so i won’t create the hashtag and makes me immortal”. So you might’ve asking, how did he create games if he’s dying? Well R3DBOT now have a super artificial intellegence and starts creating high quality Fancade Games. Talking about Fancade, that game always on top of “The Most Breathtaking Game All The Time” chart at Paraloox Game Store. It got downloaded by over 1.79e803 users and even got rated by 10 stars. Fancade has become so complex that it allows everyone to create their own virtual universe. The game data are stored inside a parallel universe that was filled by ultimate accessible void, allows the new intergalactic developer Zee Prime to create such complex app and such many games.

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:35 AM

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added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:34 AM

tbh & idk meaning to be honest, i dont know.

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:33 AM

“Don’t eat crayons, kids!” - MrXCube

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:32 AM

Hi SOOnak!

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:31 AM

Nice i made people laugh again ._.

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:30 AM

Join or get trapped to The Nonsense Interstellar Cosmographic Nonsense Paradox Tunnel. https://discord.gg/6rkruyNY

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:29 AM

Simple and quick nonsense: 1+1=3

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:28 AM

Nonsense: sensing the no no

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:27 AM

Why do you need permission to dance when you can just freely dance?

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:26 AM

uSING tOGGLECASE iS fUN. bELIEVE mE!

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:25 AM

I came, I saw, I came, I saw, I praise the lord, then break the law, I take what’s mine, then take some more, it rains, it pours, it rains, it pours

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:24 AM

“hey google, gimme some nonsense” - Fox198

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:23 AM

“hey alexa, gimme some nonsense” - Origedit

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:22 AM

Do you already have “[Nonsense]”?

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:21 AM

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are light shooting stars?

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:20 AM

H and J are married and I was their children.

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:19 AM

If a nonsense appears and nobody is there to read it, what will happen to that nonsense? Well we don’t have to worry as long as you just read me!

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:18 AM

Shami nami na, ey ey, Waka Waka ee ee

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:17 AM

NONSENSE FACT: Well no. This is a real fact. The word “wkwkwkwkwkwk” means “LOL” in Indonesia. So if you see anyone said “wkwkwkwkwkwk” then he probably Indonesian.

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:16 AM

How :open_mouth: dare you :eyes::rage: say the f-word :eyes::fearful::face_with_symbols_over_mouth:. We all :person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand: know :brain: it’s “Fancade” :point_up::point_up:, don’t even :triumph: pretend :unamused: it was a mistake :eyes:. We :point_up: will be thankful :pleading_face::fingers_crossed: if you’ll leave :skull_crossbones: the community and never :person_gesturing_no: come back :leftwards_arrow_with_hook::person_tipping_hand:. Be ashamed :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:15 AM

Everyone ask who is Joe mama … But no one asks how is Joe mama :cry:

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:14 AM

is universe a galaxy of a trillion more galaxies on a universe which consists of planets that has multiple wonders which orbits around a star which is on a galaxy that is in a universe of a trillion universes?

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:13 AM

Hey ! I have an oily face - oh no USA is here Aaaaaa

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:12 AM

la garage tries baegleseeking

added on 1/4/2021, 12:11:11 AM