Is this a pen? No. This is a STAPLER.

added on 2/19/2022, 12:49:29 PM

Who owns this iPhone? Apple: I think our customers own their phones.

added on 2/19/2022, 12:48:40 PM

{“table item”: “hello world”}

added on 2/19/2022, 12:45:00 PM

SALT MEANS: SLOW AND LOW TABLE

added on 2/19/2022, 12:44:19 PM

🦏 What is this emoji on other platforms? Please send a screenshot, I’m curious.

added on 2/19/2022, 12:42:58 PM

calm your keyboard down man

added on 2/19/2022, 12:35:14 PM

It’s passed on! This platform is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to the Teams cloud! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If it weren’t for Extended Support it’d be pushing up the daisies! It’s deprecated! It’s kicked the bucket, shuffled off its server, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! Skype for Business is as dead as its Twitter account. THIS IS AN EX-PLATFORM!!

added on 2/19/2022, 12:33:27 PM

this is 1 dimensional line

this is 2 dim ension al line

added on 2/19/2022, 12:21:20 PM

Typing the word “skepticism” is like playing ping-pong with your keyboard.

added on 2/19/2022, 12:18:08 PM

Do you think paper is three-dimensional?

added on 2/19/2022, 12:17:35 PM

One day, your life might be too bad that it inverts due to a phenomenon known as “intature overflow” and it becomes the best day of your life.

added on 2/19/2022, 12:16:13 PM

calm your nonsenses down

added on 2/19/2022, 12:11:17 PM

light theme kills your eyes don’t ask me how i know that 😰

added on 2/19/2022, 12:07:52 PM

The average person has 90 online accounts.

added on 2/19/2022, 12:07:21 PM

Words have a tendancy to evolve over time based on how we spell or say them.

added on 2/19/2022, 12:06:31 PM

we see things in space that was millions of years ago (distant stuff like stars (sun excluded) or galaxies)

so we ARE time travelers

added on 2/19/2022, 12:04:29 PM

book of faces (facebook) is now metadata of faces (meta)

added on 2/19/2022, 12:01:03 PM

CAPTCHA hurts user experience.

added on 2/19/2022, 11:59:59 AM

computer gone fire and its smoking now

added on 2/19/2022, 11:58:53 AM

doodle doot do i love you no i don’t yes i do is that true? is Love just a illusion?

• Bill wurtz 2022, 15th february

added on 2/19/2022, 11:55:22 AM

The smile of Super Idol is not as sweet as yours. The sun at noon in August is not as dazzling as you. I love you at 105°C, drips of pure distilled water.

added on 2/19/2022, 11:53:26 AM

when you say one word very much times you start to think this word is non existent and it makes you confused why you think its non existent even tho it does exist like true true true true true true true true

you start to think its just a bunch of letters repeated over and over again

added on 2/19/2022, 11:45:26 AM

If R3DBOT’s gone, Replit might had a blip.

added on 2/19/2022, 11:42:20 AM

NOOOOO REDBOT GONE ITS DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EVERYONE RUN ITS END OF THE WORLD

added on 2/19/2022, 11:41:47 AM

imagine spittin nonsense fire - Number1#4325

added on 2/19/2022, 11:41:06 AM

Hello, nonsense fan! Very pleased to meet you! There’s no need to make your own nonsense. Just wait for a few days, use the nonsense command, and you’ll get fresh nonsense!

added on 2/19/2022, 11:36:28 AM

Are mashed potatos not just Irish Guacamole?

added on 2/19/2022, 8:48:24 AM

Nonsense Rule no. 2364: Don’t let cats call you a “rrrmeow”

added on 2/19/2022, 8:00:38 AM

Oh no my rooster will be Fried Chicken if near with Neutroflow

added on 2/19/2022, 6:59:44 AM

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.

added on 2/19/2022, 5:20:21 AM

This nonsense has an unexpected error. Error Code: 5003

added on 2/19/2022, 5:16:44 AM

Oh wait, oooooohhhhh. Finally my Rooster lay an egg yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i am very happy

added on 2/19/2022, 3:40:14 AM

I drink hot ice cream tomorrow

added on 2/19/2022, 3:38:38 AM

How to Make your own Nonsense

1. Find dairy phrase. Example : I eat ice cream today

2. Make ucphwm. Example : I drink hot ice cream tomorrow

Now you’re done making new Nonsense!

added on 2/19/2022, 3:37:01 AM

How to make 10 minutes feel like forever

Step 1: Click on this video –> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ Step 2: Set the speed to 0.25 Step 3: Stop at 2:28

added on 2/19/2022, 3:31:13 AM

If you found this Nonsense from just typing r?nonsense without seed, you are lucky.

added on 2/19/2022, 3:08:52 AM

nonsense of the year: 21 - 10 = 9 21 - 9 = 10

see ya in next year

added on 2/18/2022, 9:48:45 PM

if you found this with nonsense command you you uh ummmm you found this nonsense out

congratulations i guess

added on 2/18/2022, 9:41:42 PM

redzer is a very good person to talk with

added on 2/18/2022, 9:39:17 PM

“small” is bigger than “big”

added on 2/18/2022, 8:27:34 PM

nonsenseful nonsense that is nonsenseless but still a nonsense somehow maybe because is more nonsenseful than nonsenseless but who knows maybe its both nonsenseful and nonsenseless

added on 2/18/2022, 6:02:45 PM

The security of your nonsense is important to us. We maintain a variety of appropriate technical and organizational safeguards to protect your nonsense. We limit access to your nonsense to admins who we believe reasonably need to come into contact with that nonsense to provide rewards to you or in order to do their jobs. Further, we have implemented reasonable physical, electronic, and procedural safeguards designed to protect your nonsense. When you enter nonsense, we encrypt that information in transit using industry-standard Transport Layer Security (TLS) encryption technology. No method of transmission over the Internet, method of electronic storage or other security methods are 100% percent secure. Therefore, while we strive to use reasonable efforts to protect your nonsense, we cannot guarantee its absolute security.

added on 2/18/2022, 12:48:57 PM

THE ELEVATOR DOESN’T LIFT DOWN!!!!

added on 2/18/2022, 12:44:19 PM

See what’s happening on your nonsense with in-depth analytics and real-time logs.

added on 2/18/2022, 12:39:50 PM

MY BOT HAS 0 MS PING HOW - Number1#4325

SERIOUSLY HOW IT EVEN

added on 2/18/2022, 12:38:42 PM

raid nonsense legends

added on 2/18/2022, 12:23:15 PM

nonsense shadow legends

added on 2/18/2022, 12:22:56 PM

nonsense of legends

added on 2/18/2022, 12:22:23 PM

what actually happens if you do num divided by 0

the :Zeriously: appears will happen

added on 2/18/2022, 12:18:32 PM

i ran out of ideas help

added on 2/18/2022, 12:17:50 PM