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● Makesense

added on 3/21/2022, 8:56:44 AM

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added on 3/21/2022, 8:56:23 AM

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added on 3/21/2022, 8:52:23 AM

Sometimes I eat backend programmers.

● Google Translate

added on 3/21/2022, 7:33:24 AM

(▰˘◡˘▰)

added on 3/21/2022, 7:20:22 AM

You may need rendering support to display the uncommon Unicode characters in some nonsense correctly.

added on 3/21/2022, 7:05:49 AM

Less sensical more nonsensical

added on 3/21/2022, 6:28:02 AM

If you ever accidentally reach the makesense galaxy, always remember that you are a criminal in their law.

added on 3/21/2022, 5:12:26 AM

…the ☑️

added on 3/21/2022, 4:42:27 AM

Smart devices get stupider and stupider…

added on 3/21/2022, 4:38:07 AM

● 🔔 Low Battery dies immediately ● I knew it!

added on 3/20/2022, 3:05:31 PM

$AUTHOR$ pwease be my fwiend :<

added on 3/20/2022, 3:04:29 PM

[ __ ] is so good at jumping jacks even the thumbnail has his face blurred.

added on 3/20/2022, 2:19:50 PM

$AUTHOR$ got $AUTHOR$’s nonsenseness again.

added on 3/20/2022, 2:18:22 PM

I do table tennis on bed, is that fine?

added on 3/20/2022, 2:16:40 PM

Requested by $AUTHOR$. Sourced from various nonsensers. Generated from zC3dC1tPT9rnZjc58qD0scBxO6opaa69XeID1fJASp4

added on 3/20/2022, 2:12:44 PM

Where’s $AUTHOR$? … $AUTHOR$! $AUTHOR$! $AUTHOR$! $AUTHOR$…! $AUTHOR$………!!!

added on 3/20/2022, 2:08:09 PM

No problem, just doing my job, $AUTHOR$.

added on 3/20/2022, 2:06:09 PM

I have an old newspaper! idk if this new or old

added on 3/20/2022, 2:05:55 PM

You know what? I feel like at this point you should move on from this nonsense, $AUTHOR$.

added on 3/20/2022, 2:04:26 PM

$AUTHOR$!!!!!

added on 3/20/2022, 2:02:40 PM

What was that for?

added on 3/20/2022, 2:00:50 PM

Don’t do that. Don’t do that, even I don’t want to see that.

added on 3/20/2022, 1:38:01 PM

As long it’s reacted it’s added, right? 💫

added on 3/20/2022, 1:30:46 PM

Are you okay, $AUTHOR$? It looks like you are struggling there…!

added on 3/20/2022, 1:28:37 PM

when the pretender is misunderstandable 😳

added on 3/20/2022, 11:43:26 AM

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added on 3/20/2022, 9:55:11 AM

today is an unlucky day – at least according to that calendar on the table

added on 3/20/2022, 7:25:33 AM

DARE TO RESPECT THE RHYTHM

added on 3/20/2022, 4:21:52 AM

㨱㠬㐰㱦潮琠晡捥㴢䥮瑥爢㹓敢敬畭湹愬敲步湡汫慮

added on 3/20/2022, 4:17:05 AM

HEY $AUTHOR$ you’re doing great

added on 3/20/2022, 4:01:33 AM

⛅🌻🌷🌹🍃✨

added on 3/19/2022, 7:27:08 PM

if you can read this nonsense well you have access to (non)sense bot i guess

added on 3/19/2022, 7:26:51 PM

DEMENTED FAIRY [ __ ]

added on 3/19/2022, 7:22:30 PM

getting deja vu of getting deja vu

added on 3/19/2022, 7:18:48 PM

Will be back in ~$RAND100$ minutes.

added on 3/19/2022, 7:12:49 PM

Answer the questions?

added on 3/19/2022, 7:09:35 PM

Question the answers.

added on 3/19/2022, 7:09:30 PM

I cannot be responsible for future nonsense as apparently my [ __ ] have learned to make nonsense.

added on 3/19/2022, 7:07:50 PM

On an atomic level, I am very busy.

added on 3/19/2022, 7:04:04 PM

You’re on mute!

added on 3/19/2022, 7:03:49 PM

If you can read this, you have internet access!

added on 3/19/2022, 7:00:35 PM

If less is more, is nothing everything?

added on 3/19/2022, 6:58:31 PM

Voice-recognition software is great. Can I get it installed on my kids?

added on 3/19/2022, 6:57:33 PM

Can you not?

added on 3/19/2022, 6:54:54 PM

I need a spam filter for people in real life.

added on 3/19/2022, 6:53:52 PM

I wish eye-rolling burned more calories.

added on 3/19/2022, 6:53:00 PM

Everything will be alright in the end; if it’s not, it’s not the end.

added on 3/19/2022, 6:50:03 PM

Life is tough, but so are you.

added on 3/19/2022, 6:49:09 PM

When I is replaced by we, even illness becomes wellness.

added on 3/19/2022, 6:47:08 PM