Your finger is sweaty, your display isn’t responsive, your keyboard does unwanted things, … stuff like that

added on 3/30/2022, 1:45:39 PM

right light straight backight

added on 3/30/2022, 1:45:20 PM

Typing in phone is hard

added on 3/30/2022, 1:44:38 PM

i didn’t know steam can be mad by valve doe

added on 3/30/2022, 1:44:30 PM

Tell us if he doesn’t add after 2-3 days.

added on 3/30/2022, 1:44:13 PM

:Stem: Stem :Stem:

added on 3/30/2022, 1:43:26 PM

community does contribute to the nonsense galaxy

added on 3/30/2022, 1:43:12 PM

Imma service your laptop 🏐

added on 3/30/2022, 1:41:43 PM

The Nonsense Galaxy creates nonsense, made possible by the community. Contribute to the The Nonsense Galaxy today.

added on 3/30/2022, 1:40:43 PM

db = Pantry("234jdk39-234d-2348dsjkh328") #fake token

db.pull("basket") #basket gets pulled

added on 3/30/2022, 1:38:36 PM

Penguin need you to help it found Polar Bear!

added on 3/30/2022, 1:37:48 PM

XD | DX

added on 3/30/2022, 1:36:44 PM

im is are its aren’t aren ntntntn nt t co dee r - Number1#4325

added on 3/30/2022, 1:36:15 PM

🧢TCHA

added on 3/30/2022, 1:35:24 PM

you know, the annoying CAPTCHAs and stuff

added on 3/30/2022, 1:33:28 PM

cloudflare = flare (red) clouds

fire clouds

added on 3/30/2022, 1:33:26 PM

I couldn’t connect to any sites on my home network, but it’s unlikely that the ISP is down (unlimited internet, but their IP addresses gets marked as some spam IP address thing whatever)

added on 3/30/2022, 1:32:31 PM

sometimes i feel like my internet provider gets ddosed for gods sake like mobile internet gets shutdown no more internet for you moment

added on 3/30/2022, 1:30:44 PM

You asked for nonsense so it makes sense you got it. No wait

added on 3/30/2022, 1:29:12 PM

setabase SATAbase (SATA hard drives)

added on 3/30/2022, 1:21:17 PM

Print or write this nonsense on an A4 sized paper

added on 3/30/2022, 1:20:49 PM

💧y d💧tas💧t is s💧💧ked wi💧h 💧at💧r 🌊

added on 3/30/2022, 1:15:03 PM

Oh my nonsense, what have you done

added on 3/30/2022, 1:11:22 PM

I would like to order a… strike on the decepticons and a large pepperoni pizza.

added on 3/30/2022, 1:00:32 PM

⚠️ BREAKING NEWS Every single channel in $SERVER$ will be invaded by burgers in $RAND10$/$RAND10$/2022 🥶

added on 3/30/2022, 12:25:22 PM

i know you who you are, where you are, and where you are chatting $AUTHOR$, $SERVER$, $CHANNEL$

added on 3/30/2022, 12:23:20 PM

⬇️ the message below will be my status for a low amount of nanoseconds ⬇️

added on 3/30/2022, 12:21:16 PM

This nonsense has been requested by $AUTHOR$ ($TIMESTAMP$), in the $CHANNEL$ channel, in the $SERVER$ guild on Discord. Request ID: $RAND10$$RAND100$$RAND1000$$RAND10$$RAND1000$ - $TIME$

added on 3/30/2022, 12:06:29 PM

You will get rzed on

added on 3/30/2022, 11:59:52 AM

TAKE THIS NONSENSE AND GET THE &#@- OUTTA HERE

added on 3/30/2022, 11:48:41 AM

Hold up, why are you asking for nonsense? TAKE THIS NONSENSE AND GET THE &#@- OUTTA HERE

added on 3/30/2022, 11:46:55 AM

Q: is this message ☑️d? A: if you are seeing this, of course it is

added on 3/30/2022, 11:41:31 AM

QnA’s with Nonsensebot! Please keep using this command unless you already found one.

added on 3/30/2022, 11:40:41 AM

Q: Three two-letter words that mean small. A: is it in?

added on 3/30/2022, 11:38:06 AM

Hi $AUTHOR$! Yes i know your username because magic 🌈

added on 3/30/2022, 11:19:54 AM

Hi! Welcome back to NonsenseBot Nonsense Talk Show! What is the birds that can’t fly? Penguins 🐧

added on 3/30/2022, 11:18:13 AM

What is first letter on alphabet? A. C C. A B. D D. B

added on 3/30/2022, 10:23:14 AM

Click on their profile picture, then click ‘Ignore’. You won’t see their messages anymore. :P

added on 3/30/2022, 10:21:02 AM

If any of the nonsense above are unacceptable to you, just move on, or just look at another nonsense.

added on 3/30/2022, 10:16:13 AM

Is nonsense non-sense, or is it not sense?

added on 3/30/2022, 9:20:42 AM

turu 🤌

added on 3/30/2022, 6:47:41 AM

There are plenty of nonsense waiting for you to read them. Keep going!

added on 3/30/2022, 5:35:37 AM

Nonsense ID: smX4zO8ehAAMiAyw1T2-Y4johQwlssYJ8qxMEkw76io - Your username: $AUTHOR$ - Nonsense by The Nonsensers

added on 3/30/2022, 5:13:08 AM

You can only input an output That is, you got rz’d :Zeriously:

added on 3/30/2022, 4:46:23 AM

forwarding a message to the wrong room can be embarrassing

added on 3/30/2022, 3:36:13 AM

you beautiful eyesore

added on 3/30/2022, 2:35:30 AM

title

description

added on 3/29/2022, 6:07:14 PM

Hey $AUTHOR$, I’m good, you?

added on 3/29/2022, 4:18:37 PM

If something is too attractive or colorful in the nature: run! It’s either poisonously or mechanically deadly – deadly somehow and it doesn’t really matter how.

added on 3/29/2022, 12:32:29 PM

i look like the crazy nonsenser like they said*

added on 3/29/2022, 12:22:19 PM