“UUUUUEEEEAAAAAAAAA” - Everyone after steve jobs said it has a handle, 1999

added on 4/14/2022, 10:40:27 PM

“It has a handle” - Steve Jobs, 1999

added on 4/14/2022, 10:39:30 PM

why would you want to download ads

added on 4/14/2022, 4:14:53 PM

the, the… the nonsense. yes, the nonsense. what is it? is it something random? nonsensical? out-of-context? i am a nonsenser. i was a nonsenser before i join here, actually. i am a nonsenser. i am a nonsenser. am i a nonsenser? do i search the interwebs for nonsense and out-of-context things? do i keep falling into various rabbit holes like i was browsing in wikis? do i go outside? yes, i do. i stay up sometimes. nonsense on the go. you open whatever chat app just for making nonsense there. you watch youtube videos? you can get nonsense from there?? i tried. i tried, again. did i tried doing it? how many nonsense did RZ add to the database? the database? what is it? is it just stored on some ‘cloud’ that may become inaccessible? that… we should preserve it. i don’t want the gems to be lost. nonsense is a gem? hidden gems? eventually at the end of the day i close the app. i shut down my device. i go to sleep. i do it again everyday. you hear some conversation, you hear things that could be nonsense, so you open the app and send the nonsense there, eventually added by RZ. or not. well, that is because he only adds nonsense that is nonsense-worthy. wait, is he a rose? actually, Redzer is a rose, RZ? no, not really. i guess. nonsense are limited to 2000 characters? are nonsense mostly text? you, as the nonsense reader, just seeing this in one of the nonsense channels, or maybe using the nonsense command and you somehow find this i guess? who am i, really? everything is nonsense in some way, if you can make it into a nonsense. wait, how long is this? end of this nonsense.

added on 4/14/2022, 3:21:18 PM

are you accepting offtopic/no context messages as nonsenses

added on 4/14/2022, 2:59:13 PM

I hope this nonsense make sense and not being a total nonsense.

added on 4/14/2022, 1:31:02 PM

wow, it has been read!

added on 4/14/2022, 1:27:23 PM

daed67420c1333b911218b5a1cb59a9da6c96e6d

added on 4/14/2022, 1:26:33 PM

Dear Customer Congratulations You have been chosen as the winner of Nonsense Prize From %1 PIN : 1F54771 Info Admin %2 Thank You

added on 4/14/2022, 1:13:18 PM

Rubber ducking at work 🦆

added on 4/14/2022, 12:48:52 PM

people are monsters and life is pain

added on 4/14/2022, 3:33:48 AM

it feels like 1 million nonsense are displayed

added on 4/14/2022, 3:15:39 AM

Either I’m blind or the function does not exist

added on 4/14/2022, 3:15:23 AM

Something green and leafy from the air isn’t always a park or a wood on the ground.

added on 4/14/2022, 2:45:04 AM

Highlighted for emphasis

added on 4/13/2022, 1:12:12 PM

imagine translating more than 3671 strings

added on 4/13/2022, 12:57:07 PM

Suddenly, 9000 tracks showed up

added on 4/13/2022, 12:54:36 PM

An old laptop may be available for $150.

added on 4/13/2022, 12:49:15 PM

I am not sure I would want to work out what was going on in their head — I would prefer to protect the good work of others from mischief that allow good work to be messed on the off-chance that some good edits are also made in amongst the nonsense.

added on 4/13/2022, 12:37:33 PM

You can draw it or not, there is no limit below which it cannot be done, but the longer the separation is, the more likely someone will convert it into a dual carriageway and split the highway. Generally it is done.

added on 4/13/2022, 12:33:46 PM

WARNING: Nonsense is highly addictive Take frequent breaks, or else you might be crazy.

added on 4/13/2022, 12:33:29 PM

$AUTHOR$, those nonsense drive me crazy can you help me please?

added on 4/13/2022, 12:32:40 PM

9 + 10 = 9 × 9 : 10 + √9 + 9.9

added on 4/13/2022, 12:31:03 PM

Do not let the nonsensers intimidate you. If you think it is, just read nonsense — for example, this one. The goal is to read nonsense once in a while, not read all the nonsense.

added on 4/13/2022, 12:28:48 PM

im typing this from portable keyboard (smol wireless keyboard) right now - Number1#4325

added on 4/13/2022, 12:21:21 PM

Never assume common sense is common.

added on 4/13/2022, 12:19:54 PM

and then- and then you- and then you open- and then you open a- and then you open a location- and then you open a location like (insert OSM way here), and then- and then the- and then the pain- and then the pain the pain- and then you realize the brain surgery had no effect, the pain the pain omigodomigodomigodomigod the pain the pain, i’ve only been awake 48 hours without a break, my first caffeine in years, it’s only a map, why am i shaking so- maybe i am not seeing right, i close my eyes, eyes closed click … hello? is anyone out there??? is this qa purgatory? SNAP eyelids stronger than multiple layers gaffer tape carefully applied and welded to skin- mebbe if i stare at it, it will go away. show it who is the dominant canine in this doghouse. eyes watering. NO BLINKING. the tears come. sobbing, heaving, weeping, wailing, moaning, gnashing of teeth. I AM AN EDITOR. I AM STRONG. I AM NOT A LOONY. i can fix this. i can. i can. can i? the uncertainty. is this art? is this sleep deprivation? this is a masterpiece. i am hearing visions and seeing voices. iinn sstteerreeoo. with reverberberberberb. all hail the mapper. learn to love the mapper. we are all the mapper. we are here to serve the map. no. i cannot. i close the tab and go somewhere else. i have failed. i am no longer a mapper. RIP.

added on 4/13/2022, 12:18:31 PM

do add things you see

added on 4/13/2022, 12:06:34 PM

“Im typing a message right now but it is not intended for anyone. If you are reading this then it is by mistake, perhaps I hit the “enter” key accidentally while typing. If that is the case, then that is unfortunate for me. Im only typing this to make it look like im typing something, but after a while i will delete this and reply with “OK”. yeah thats pretty much whats happening right now. What else can I say? I’m not sure. I could say anything really. Is this even making any sense? I dunno. Yes XL-OTL, I’m typing an entire essay about typing and also writing the bible 2. How long am I going to continue typing for? I don’t even know! I don’t know when to stop. I can’t stop. I will keep typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing, without stopping. I’m not even thinking about what I’m writing anymore, I’m just typing. It doesn’t have to be valid sentences, either. I could literally just type random letters asdkjfhgakjsdhflashjdgkfajsdfgkasdghlfakjhgskajhsdfgfkajhsgdfkjahsgdfkjahsgdf there I just did that let me type some more random letters zxcnbmvzxmncbvzmnxbcvzmnxbcvzmnxbcvahjsfdghjagsdfasgjdfhagfsdqtyruweqwuyetrquywterquywter that should do it I’m still typing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafafsefjgasejkhfgaksjehgaaef maybe I should copy this message after I’m done for posterity”

• Mathias Elgaard

added on 4/13/2022, 11:53:34 AM

The maximum average is a straight line start to end.

added on 4/13/2022, 3:28:02 AM

JALLAJALALOUHOU

added on 4/12/2022, 2:27:38 PM

Nonsense welcomes everyone, but makesense only welcomes the ones with top merit, and their lives aren’t even that great considering the fact that they have such a little amount of members compared to us.

added on 4/12/2022, 1:35:02 PM

Every non leap year we are 6 hours late than the previous one. So we should change our times to be six hours earlier

added on 4/12/2022, 1:31:55 PM

$AUTHOR$ will never know the nonsense.

added on 4/12/2022, 11:53:26 AM

It’s the nonsense, $AUTHOR$. It’s the nonsense that drives us. It’s the nonsense that brought you here. You read the nonsense, just as I did.

added on 4/12/2022, 11:52:28 AM

How would you rate this bot on a scale from 3 to 20?

added on 4/12/2022, 11:19:13 AM

let’s get jacked virtually

added on 4/12/2022, 11:06:38 AM

Let’s say I was a bird — I’ve been a bird for a while now. I have never flown or seen another bird or any evidence of god. The rapture has never happened. I am a bird in a cage. I have never been a bird, but I am a bird.

added on 4/12/2022, 6:16:13 AM

de tro it be come huma. ..n….

real - Number1#4325

added on 4/11/2022, 4:16:21 PM

READ THIS BEFORE REQUESTING MORE NONSENSE If you have notice while requesting nonsense a few times, the bot may not give you nonsense: the bot may occasionally down, usually for about ~5 minutes before returning back online. If that’s the case, simply wait until the bot is online, and you can request for more nonsense.

added on 4/10/2022, 3:27:12 PM

The least requirement you possibly need is nothing but a system that can run notepad

added on 4/10/2022, 3:16:30 PM

REQUIREMENTS FOR VIEWING NONSENSE

● A device, such as a phone or laptop ● Internet access ● A supported client to view nonsense ● An account to view nonsense

REQUIREMENTS FOR MAKING NONSENSE

● [all the above] ● Another device, if necessary ● Internet access with at least 1 MB/s of download speed, and 512 KB/s of upload speed ● Web browser ● Metasearch engine (for finding nonsense sources; a regular search engine is also fine)

added on 4/10/2022, 3:11:33 PM

🗨️ 🐢

added on 4/10/2022, 2:31:37 PM

300+ GB of fast storage, 24 GB of memory, and a quad-core processor for the entire planet.

added on 4/10/2022, 1:57:53 PM

Question: How do you use Sushi?

added on 4/10/2022, 1:35:05 PM

I am answering the answer you expect, so expect my expected answers for your command asking for expected answers

added on 4/10/2022, 12:55:56 PM

Dessert has two s’s because you always want more.

added on 4/10/2022, 12:45:54 PM

Q: Let me know the English equivalent of “bruh”

added on 4/10/2022, 12:10:55 PM

And you made it even more nonsense by considering the fact that 13+ means you need to be 14

I mean yeah it’s confusing

added on 4/10/2022, 11:53:37 AM

There’s 13+ Film. I am 7 Years old and my brother is 6 Years old, 7+6=13, So i can watch the film with my brother 😃

added on 4/10/2022, 11:48:41 AM