there’s so much ✨ trauma ✨ in my life

the idea is to have a ✨ wireless fridge ✨

i just associate you with the bleeep

hm why is almost EVERYBODY experiencing madly-in-love-but-don’t-want-to-date state

if midas asked me ‘hey i want everything i touch turn into gold’ i wont give him some ironic consequence like his loved ones turn into gold statues or whatever
ill be like “okay, your skin turned to gold. clothes too. your blood’s gold too. and you’re suffocating to death because the air you breathe in is now solid gold”

Too bad. Waluigi Time.

Yes procrastination is part of the process, trust

did you make a nuclear reactor already

Each of you shine like a galaxy in the deep, dark beauty of space.

do you ever think about how the international standards organization is a file extension

well I guess it’s lost in my inbox now haha

yes I too love hugging ppl to death

yes is a yes

oh wait nevermind it translated “pluh” to “porno” lll

SYCOPHANTS MAKE YOU DUMB(R)

Maybe being constantly surrounded by yes-people is bad for one’s cognitive abilities.

Life is much better when you don’t cause panic, joblessness, and force a large number of unemployed people to start a revolution.

Ziggy Zezsyazeoviennazabrizkie <3

Never impugn the integrity of a dedicated journalist.

Think 5x, not 5%

JE SUIS LIBRE !!!!!!!111

HELP YOUR DAILY ACTIVITIES

Nonsense has its shape.

dan tolong di note : saya tidak merasa tersakiti seujung kuku pun

then again: nothing is the end of the world

You don’t read = easily overwhelmed

I even emphasize the P!

You have to finish the sentence.

hell of a home

gender agenda reassignment

become a boy again, then go to the shop

You got it to make it make sense.

Sorry, I don’t speak the language of expired trolls.

Perhaps I’ll be promoted to creative director once he sees how well I illustrated my point!

When your boss refuses to be incorrect:

A: Report to HR you’re being harrassed grammatically

B: Illustrate the grammatical difference more effectively.

C: Tell REDACTED to pull the giant REDACTED out of his REDACTED in the most professional manner possible.

This is absolute grammatical molestation.

Adding drama to our story is a very effective way to create a sense of urgency. And then we’ll just add some more spicy details…

yeah I have gone into the weird side of the internet again and you might as well treat this platform in the weird side of the internet as well

My philosophy is simple: BE the danger

A little kindness never hurt anybody. (please rtfm)

it’s complicated to be nonsense

we’re going to learn how to make money online

life hasn’t been the same without you

The “You Are Really Straight” CD

What a SCAM!

Super
Cash
Acquisition
Method

CHANGING RIGHT NOW

Compared to a filter, this does take more time, money and effort, but the result is nostalgia as pure as my virginity.

dreams can come ✨true✨

• Say you love making [nonsense]!
• I LOVE MAKING [NONSENSE]

do you mind?