dihhhh😾😾😾😾

• Can you remind me of your name and badge number?
• Cody, 7914.
• Good boy >:)

grunts REDACTED ████████

Only gay cops can stop me.

So it’s your lucky day then. Cuz that outfit… it’s giving robbery.

Hey you. Hands up.

eating iceberg lettuce

Mythos really is a myth. And so does of being a fable.

how come one doesn’t get mad

In reality, it’s April 19th, 27627 BC @ 21:11:55.

Taking someones skin and calling it a “joke” is beyond absurd

Can a Blåhaj fly?

• if you could double the size of a body part, which would it be?
• I was born with abnormally small lungs, so naturally my penis

you know what? I can just do whatever I want. it’s just myself.

CDN: contempt delivery network

The iPod touch is just an i-Phonen’t

Which layer contains the nonsensphere?

does it look like a delusional circle to you

nonsense

for reading

why do we aka

you have a choice
you either link the park or smash the pumpkins

Battle For LINKIN PARK

E LABROTHER!!!!

I just made a prism.

help i’m stuck in tomorrow

: help… they turned me into a square

you’re doing WHAT to reeds now????

it’s like… fucking reeds or something

I’m gonna delete your phone

fisching rod

i just beat different descent while descending (i’m in an elevator)

nonsense in 5/4 time signature

Juryman))))

🎋

this is a fishing rod

Does this look like peace and tranquility to you?

your nickname? no, my nickname

i might have spent the whole day reading… questionable fics on ao3

the 40fication

HGBG could never???

But at least you’ll have something to put the yaoi stickers on

unbozolike

me when i see someone say some bullshit: random words generator

what if the parks were linked

i am not going to be the one to be linking the park

ASMR stands for antidisestablishmentarianist supercalifragilisticexpialidocious metalloflavodehydrogenase radioelectrophysiolography

No tab switching? Oh come on, just switch context, it’s that easy!

it’s 180 degrees out i am literally about to flip

hey oyster sauce, mica here

Do you guys want to know a funny fact? I am sitting butt naked right now playing Geometry Dash.

haloom!

coup d’ecran

Hi, and welcome to my whisper.