Malfungsi penyelenggara negara: DPR, BPK, DPD, MPR, KPK

play ball and fight fascists

UBI
CILEMBU
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BISMILLAH
RUMAH DI JUAL

expect give birth tmr

LINUX: The Choice of a GNU Generation

GORENGAN
🔥 Bu Agus 🔥

STOP !!!
PELANGGARAN
STOP !!!
KECELAKAAN

THIS PROPERTY IS FOR SALE

- Hai kak!
Kami menyediakan Dispenser di setiap lantai dan jika kaka butuh Setrika dan Hairdryer bisa langsung informasikan ke resepsionis kami ya!!
Terimakasih

head empty, no thoughts
where the FUCK are my thoughts

Curió Curió, “Curió Curió”

Your inconvenience is our pleasure

nonsense business booming

lowkey highkey middlekey

Introducing: nonsense for your homescreen

You can now read weird ass quotes right on your home screen while figuring out where on earth you put the settings app today

This is “Bumfuck Nowhere” — the kind of place where nothing works properly, everyone knows your business, and common sense was abandoned years ago.

And right in the middle of this glorious dump stands you… covered in grease, broke as hell, and trying to keep your garage alive.

Money is tight, so you’ll need to get creative and cut corners wherever possible:

• Dent in the fender? Just slap some filler on it!
• Pantyhose instead of a fan belt? Good enough!
• Watered-down fuel? The customer probably won’t notice!

As long as the car survives long enough to leave the garage, you make a profit.
But things don’t always go according to plan. If your repair job falls apart, angry customers may come back looking for more than just a refund…

Become a master of questionable bodywork. You can fix things properly… or just cheaply. Painting over rust never hurt anybody, right?

If it’s round enough, it can probably be used as a steering wheel. Genuine parts are for rich people anyway.

Got a steering wheel? Perfect — time for a ride! Explore the open world of Bumfuck Nowhere, discover hidden secrets, side missions, and all kinds of weird local activities.

A kitchen sponge works just as well as an air filter. If you can’t see the difference, why pay extra?

Diluting fuel with water doesn’t surprise anyone around here anymore… but somehow getting a car running on beer and vodka is still impressive.

Shady traders, annoying neighbors, village weirdos, and countless other characters are waiting for you. Some will help you make money — others will make your life miserable.

Looks like you made somebody angry. Your workshop has been trashed, so it’s time to renovate the place and get back to business.

Repair rusty old Polish cars using all kinds of bizarre and creative methods:

• patch up bodywork, fill dents, paint panels, clean dirt, and scrape away rust,
• replace broken parts using either proper components or suspiciously cheap substitutes,
• disassemble and reassemble car parts, remembering that every bolt matters,
• jack up vehicles, remove wheels, and slowly turn complete wrecks into barely functioning machines.

Running a garage isn’t just about repairs.
You’ll have to balance costs, quality, and profit, because every shortcut can come back to haunt you.

Outside the workshop, additional story-driven missions await, letting you experience the life of John the Mechanic, explore the surrounding countryside, and meet the strange people living in this forgotten place.

Welcome to Bumfuck Nowhere, Poland

i’m gonna keep building houses of apples

skateboinging

why do they smile at me

They threw a semitruck at me when I entered, so I have to reduce it to 5.5 stars

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Ordered spaghetti and meatballs and got sawdust instead.

discord takes time to arm their legal cannon of doom

harvard pro max

Nice, sterile atmosphere. Hypnotically Caucasian.

No Games??? In My Games????

GUYS WHERE ARE THE CASHIERS????

Pass your time.

We will now track your every action and the exact time you spend on a page or entry and sell this data to advertisers (no you can’t opt out)

nice logo THREE

nice logo too

nice logo

we have reached the “find out phase”

🗿 🤝 🗿

money money money every dang

that one epic sauce that makes you epic

if someone hit me with an epic sauce my pants would be off

i just saw Visitor forcing a shoe down my throat in my dreams what does this mean

just one more nap will fix me

apple addiction

In the full version you will get:

• Over 100 jobs
• Open world
• Neighborly conflict with Andrew
• Main story and side quests
• Moonshining
• Goat!
• And even more sloppy work!

i just saw Visitor in my dreams what does this mean

Sitting is about putting your butt in a place.

Their ass looks lethal

We didn’t know what happened to the other dude do we decided he became a stripper. Good for him.

Oh my god… instead of a Blizzard™, it’s a Jizzard™!

My legs are going to smell fantastic.