this flute goes hard ngl

Thank you for understanding such a mess of a codebase… or a few

Cross-server contamination

Who is Hannah?

Cross-server communications

vietnyamese dong

GO MY BARTS!!!!!!!!!!

swaga swaga swaga sekaul

What’s your go to music streaming platform? Mine is Discord

It always is

i need all the luck I can get

Activate me
Go to settings to activate yourself

Activate MattKC
Go to settings to activate MattKC

Patch notes: stole a paragraph from the script of a video, replaced kernel with penguin

Linux users don’t really need to install drivers because an absolutely massive amount of them built directly into the penguin. You’d have to be using something pretty obscure for it not to be supported by the penguin, such as… the most popular Wi-Fi chipset in the world.

Why are liberals so stupid? Because deep down inside they know they are!

Why aren’t birds real?

Well, for one thing, The Rapture is not a very realistic event. There is no evidence that it is going to happen. I could say more, but you don’t really need to know more.

Let’s say I was a bird.

I’ve been a bird for a while now. I have never flown or seen another bird or any evidence of god. The rapture has never happened. I am a bird in a cage. I have never been a bird, but I am a bird.

Christopher Columbus came to the US in 2015 and he was very excited to be here. He had always wanted to visit the US and he was very curious about our country. He was very impressed with our country and he enjoyed his time here.

He’s the Lego Island guy
He’s the Windows 95 guy
He’s the Wii U guy

Welcome to arts and crafts class, today we will learn about why your Mac electrocutes you

My partner in crime is REDACTED

Does anyone know why my phone with no battery won’t turn on or charge?

*Sense Not Included

What has four wheels, collects your sexual activity data and sells your personal information?

Probably your car.

lets have an apple watch

🍎 👀

I have a very convenient spot for my chargers: the floor

server name - meowy cabin
c - cabin
cat ears - c is a cat therefore its meowy
meowy cabin

I must be tweaking right now.

I think the padding is the problem.

Well, there is a man here, he offers you something.

Important questions:

• Is nonsense a joke?
• Is nonsense slop?
• Is nonsense brainrot?
• Is nonsense weird?
• Is nonsense absurd?
• Is nonsense makesense? (wait, we can’t ask that)
• Is nonsense creative text?

Gloriously, happily, completely nude! For eighteen weeks!

RIP MY GRANNY SHE GOT HIT BY A DUCK

Go ahead, I’m open source.

bhablock.

in most cases it’s wise not to go around shoving your ass into people’s faces

karilooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
karilo.

Relevance decays unless you actively refresh it.

Do you wish to be?

Can we all, please, just agree to stop using the word “seasoned”? That is a word for food, not people.

Please check if you are.

am i bare? yes
do i care? not really

I’m… pear?

Seriously, who’s going to hire me? I’m male, pale, and stale.

carry on ohhhhhhhhhhh

arabic music (move)

lacroix? close enough

of course abraham lincoln would like this

Ageism loves silence

Pause / Break /