if you read this that means YOU HAVE BEEN NONSENSED!!!

Hi. I’m a nonsense. I don’t mean to get all philosophical here, but this may not make sense at all. I might have made sense at some point though…
Hmmm…

Hey, do you remember me? It took me from another dimension and let me work 18 hours a day in this store!

Without much support, I feel like a rose!

Mousse! This threshold is missing! He is gone! Finished and moved to Team Cloud. High! Breadcrumbs are awesome, quiet! Without much support, I feel like a rose! Not to mention! Roll the dice in the center, jump off the curtain and join the unseen melody! Skype for Business can no longer be used as a Twitter account. This is a success!

How do you know how to retrieve a nonsense?

Is this a pen? No. This is a STAPLER.

Who owns this iPhone?
Apple: I think our customers own their phones.

{“table item”: “hello world”}

SALT MEANS: SLOW AND LOW TABLE

🦏 What is this emoji on other platforms? Please send a screenshot, I’m curious.

calm your keyboard down man

It’s passed on! This platform is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to the Teams cloud! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If it weren’t for Extended Support it’d be pushing up the daisies! It’s deprecated! It’s kicked the bucket, shuffled off its server, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! Skype for Business is as dead as its Twitter account. THIS IS AN EX-PLATFORM!!

this is 1 dimensional line

this is
2 dim
ension
al line

Typing the word “skepticism” is like playing ping-pong with your keyboard.

Do you think paper is three-dimensional?

One day, your life might be too bad that it inverts due to a phenomenon known as “intature overflow” and it becomes the best day of your life.

calm your nonsenses down

light theme kills your eyes
don’t ask me how i know that 😰

The average person has 90 online accounts.

Words have a tendancy to evolve over time based on how we spell or say them.

we see things in space that was millions of years ago (distant stuff like stars (sun excluded) or galaxies)

so we ARE time travelers

book of faces (facebook) is now metadata of faces (meta)

CAPTCHA hurts user experience.

computer gone fire and its smoking now

doodle doot do i love you no i don’t yes i do
is that true? is Love just a illusion?

• Bill wurtz 2022, 15th february

The smile of Super Idol is not as sweet as yours. The sun at noon in August is not as dazzling as you. I love you at 105°C, drips of pure distilled water.

when you say one word very much times
you start to think this word is non existent
and it makes you confused why you think its non existent even tho it does exist
like true true true true true true true true

you start to think its just a bunch of letters repeated over and over again

If R3DBOT’s gone, Replit might had a blip.

NOOOOO REDBOT GONE
ITS DOWN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EVERYONE RUN ITS END OF THE WORLD

imagine spittin nonsense fire - Number1#4325

Hello, nonsense fan! Very pleased to meet you! There’s no need to make your own nonsense. Just wait for a few days, use the nonsense command, and you’ll get fresh nonsense!

Are mashed potatos not just Irish Guacamole?

Nonsense Rule no. 2364: Don’t let cats call you a “rrrmeow”

Oh no my rooster will be Fried Chicken if near with Neutroflow

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.

This nonsense has an unexpected error. Error Code: 5003

Oh wait, oooooohhhhh. Finally my Rooster lay an egg yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i am very happy

I drink hot ice cream tomorrow

How to Make your own Nonsense

1. Find dairy phrase. Example :
   I eat ice cream today

2. Make ucphwm. Example :
   I drink hot ice cream tomorrow

Now you’re done making new Nonsense!

How to make 10 minutes feel like forever

Step 1: Click on this video –> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Step 2: Set the speed to 0.25
Step 3: Stop at 2:28

If you found this Nonsense from just typing r?nonsense without seed, you are lucky.

nonsense of the year:
21 - 10 = 9
21 - 9 = 10

see ya in next year

if you found this with nonsense command you
you uh
ummmm
you found this nonsense out

congratulations i guess

redzer is a very good person to talk with

“small” is bigger than “big”

nonsenseful nonsense that is nonsenseless but still a nonsense somehow
maybe because is more nonsenseful than nonsenseless
but who knows
maybe its both nonsenseful and nonsenseless

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THE ELEVATOR DOESN’T LIFT DOWN!!!!

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