Don’t be late! Thanks Muscle

ouate de phoque

Prominent gluteal muscle development

What does whatsapp does exactly?

Jujur
Nih
Yaaaa

Mana lagi selain di McD

…ideas of a good time

::: Dream Sound :::

MaMa de Wash

bakso BUKA BAJU

Because just because!

GGG !!!

NAOMI

Art of Wedding

kebo bule (white cow) 🐄

Nothing makes sense, everybody is sweaty, and eventually you start feeling pretty good.

If you’re into Swayze, congratulations. You get his bare ass and his greasy torso doing tai chi and his hair blowing in the night.

There’s screwing in the supply room. Buildings explode. The police barely seem to exist.

In spain they speak spam-ish

Change came to the harbour gradually and then suddenly. The dawn departures of the fishing fleet had long set the town’s schedule, but once the ferry service arrived everything quickened, and a shoreline where people once worked became a strolling place no one quite chose.

sautée the world

FAHHHHHHHHH

Kelas 3 SMP? 3 SMA???

Duh, memang semuda itu ya.

if you break into linerly’s house and press one of the eight hundred buttons he keeps you delete nontrinsic

OHY TOD

voyons donc câlisse

🐊 I’m your builder daddy now.

Take out that Jeep!

Bang. We’re in Vietnam.

Baby, I like easy.

It’s cheap, loud, dumb, and fun.

Linux is the best way to play Windows games.

kalo Kim dah gerak langsung jadi ayam sayur lu 🤣✌🏻

you might say I’m somewhat of a viral sensation

No you can’t tame the girl

A woman joked about World War 11. This is what happened to Ukraine.

A kid played too much Roblox. This is how he became radioactive.

Oops, I overdosed on air again

Never. Ever:
Eat expired pasta
Do 50 squats
Try keto
Give you up
Eat French fries
Let you down
Eat left over potato salad
Set your clock forward

A man developed a new ideology. This is what happened to Italy.

A man set his clock by one minute. This is how his ass disintegrated.

Girl switches on light. This is how she broke every bone in her body.

A man held a fart in a meeting. This is how his colon exploded.

A man sneezed. This is how he broke every bone in his body.

A man counted 61 seconds in a minute. This is what happened to his brain.

Child was late to school. This is what happened to his bones.

A man did nothing in particular. This is how his atoms disintegrated.

A woman breathed air. This is how she overdosed.

My dad ran out of milk. This is how he went missing.

A man took a breath. This is how he turned into seven giraffes.

A man existed. This is how he died after 90 years.

So back in 1939-

A man got rejected in art class. This is what happened to Germany.