mau taunting tapi enggak datang lord-nya hahaha

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Ksunksunksunksunksunksunksun

Today’s Nonsense Recommendation: NHS trust to review 4,500 breast cancer cases after unnecessary surgeries found

Not opt out, not opt in. Just opt.

Option 5: all five options

Perhaps we should wait for the hype to end so that I can actually talk about it? This is going to be hard.

WHERE IS THE WATER ?

Fixed bugs, improved performance, explored the edges of the known universe

If I will be taken off my debit card, all that would be left is debt

Boys! Kita bisa ngerjain ini semua dalam waktu satu jam tidak?

they caught the vapors

Kita taunting depan Lord Fallah

I think I looked too much. Yeah, this is cursed.

We decided, you know what? Fuck the solvent. Well, we didn’t fuck the solvent; it’s benzene.

do you want your very own nonsense.txt?
just run fetch('https://nontrinsic.linerly.xyz/api/v1/nonsense?format=txt') in the command prompt :3

is 2 million terabytes enough storage?

In Minecraft 26.3 the F25 key will no longer be supported, but 56 new keys will be added, including the power button and the eject button, aswell as mouse buttons 9-48

If you remove the K from School you will get Sunbathe

legal disclaimer: this nonsense may or may not have been translated from a different language

im sorry??? school aint cool

• I’m alone with a gay man
• If you are feeling unsafe or need immediate help, please step away and contact local emergency services or call/text 911 right away.

Would it be a sponge?

.sb2 is as short as .sb3

.sb3 is short for scratch 3 boject

And you’re like: haha… 5 MINUTES LEFT.

oh, oh, ohhhhh… neat nonsense you got there, submit it here

Someday Delivery

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I hope it’s not fascism.

We don’t know where you are. We don’t know where you’ve been.

We can more or less know what you’re thinking about based on what you’ve submitted.

Are you ready to face your trauma head-on, once again?

These make no sense. Take them with a grain of salt, and don’t blame me! I just do nonsense!

The kids? They’re gonna be all right.

And anybody who says different?

Well, that’s AI, bro.

oops, sorry, kids, we were handed the world and we broke it, here are all the shattered pieces, ha ha, hope you can put it back together again okay I’m going to go disassociate now bye.

OUR SON HAS THE POWER. HE IS THE DIGITAL MESSIAH. LET HIM LEAD US TO A LAND FREE OF AI ARTBARF AND INFOSLOP.

As white as ………….??

All food is either a soup or a sandwich

I can’t just rewrite the legal page!

WONGE WIS BUKA

ROMANTIC RHAPSODY

When everyone does something, how serious of a skill is it?

I’ve written as a professional for a long time. For the most part, that’s been in PR (sorry), marketing (sorry) and communications (sometimes okay!)

yo dawg, we heard you like nonsense so we put nonsense in your nonsense

when the thoughts just kind of flow from my brain to my fingers to my keyboard where I don’t know if what I’m saying is making sense at all but is probably legible because it’s coming from a human brain and not a random number generator

If you asked me why I used one word instead of another, I might not be able to tell you exactly why, but I could probably explain to you what I was going for, the style of writing I do, my intended audience, my mood that day, whether my heart was racing or not, where I was, what I was doing, what I did earlier that morning and what I did later that day. Maybe it was a word my fifth grade teacher used all the time or which I read in an article last week or is an inside joke with my friends or which I have recently become obsessed with or tend to overuse. Why I wrote what I wrote or why I did anything at all is the result of my some mix of human experiences dating back to when I first acquired language as a baby and continuing on to this very moment that I may or may not be able to explain, but which result in a certain style of writing that is mine.

The weather today was cold and sugary.

Enggak pernah eek. Sama aku. Kenapa.

Kenapa enggak pernah eek sama aku, hah?

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“we’re just an uwu volunteer project, please give your nonsense to us as we make a weird nonsense platform shaped like a quotes platform and pretend it’s a novel thing, somehow unaffected by what happens with makesense” come on, what are we even doing here

Did you know all your problems can be solved by asking your boss to spend more money?