beavers are just otters with an engineering degree

you were too tired

aku tuh jarang mimpi

it’s not even edited. she can just do that

uuaaahooo~

heh, pisang gratis!!

🪞: nanananananananana

Batak atau botak?

To make it come to life, you need gongfu.

Ini konsepnya apa nih???

The more I talk with the orange sphincter, the more I get crazy.

Why do you want to love me? I don’t care. I just want to love you.

It said “O our prophet”

“Eggs do not lay eggs” is obvious yet amusing.

ah yes, your competitor

This is a wonderfully absurd example of exactly the excess you’re pointing at.

Seenak Kelapa ✨ Thailand ✨

I gave some stuff to him. Mostly a spare pair of Crocs and… I forgot what other thing. He was happy.

Why the hell there is no—

an Apple™ a day keeps the doctor away

I’m stupid :3

Fun fact: hammerandchisel.com redirects to discord

I know that I’m a work in progress.

You live as long as you need, but it must be something you’re happy with before I can evaluate it.

Slivered roasted almonds would be really good on this.

You could intuitively eat 10 pints of ice cream.

I do believe in intuitive eating if your body is wired for it.

Do you believe in intuitive eating?

okay the dog gets eggs today

I tried to stay awake, but Mimi’s face was too relaxing.

Chinese baddies use Korean skincare. That’s correct.

We don’t wish, we just do.

I mean, would you ever wish upon a fish?

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it?

You can always add more, but you can’t take it away once you add it.

Hey, Visitor, are you having fun?

Good things come for those who wait

Eat your skincare, eat your skincare, we don’t eat processed sugars or dairies for dessert…

🐕 BARK BARK BARK

THIS IS NOT ZEN!!!!!!

I can be Garlene and you can be Cilantrene.

Don’t make me nervous! (That’s my job.)

We got to have an A… cuz we are “A”-sian

🧧 What’s in there?
Ancient Chinese secrets.

You can never have too much garlic.

There will always be something weird in a nonsense entry.

I’m supposed to be working on the Android app after the iOS app but I’m busy nonsensing

We’re going to have ████████████

… to the Chinese grocery store!

I’m feeling spicy.

Nothing like a needle in the head to connect to the heavens.