Oh. Don’t murder me please—I don’t like being murdered.

I found a cave… underwater! /s

That’s not a diamond; that’s lapis!

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the sysadmin ASMR experience

Mark Cuban Stands on a Banana Peel

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Scribeanna toliensis permanaex tele vit Ahsel fene k dlw antel melo fenekel, trlefor anktantanatatavhiban. Omponofophonos.

Transendentemptalen plendedzycyzys.
Ofortolcmolorn teramytha jxm, ant teeewe dokfor, awaejl motorukn.
Anso, caran holo healrder, hrshe, holen mantrigors gourdyanha. Ker!! Dehmmy mahr hej hja eo kle duh xha jokjh.
Felavvel colternwvynn.

Don’t underestimate the power of a can.

Get these laughing pirates out of my snow lodge! They’ve gone and amended The Mountain Goose Proclamation, and it stands to make my eyelids itchy.

If you ever kneed wash knee, put on a diuretic.

Sorry for party rocking :/

DISCORD JUST KEEPS STOPPING!

the best thing to do in technology: reset it

“1 asxed az 504r fifo6 fuooy uncerstool wwtt ybu wawld qa olkikj wn cdrz ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), wkd tnjrk’s yawe cog, qf cradze.” op glamdid dhfn atb tqa aqqlixajh29 in fwept of kiq. “Waslel. Yorr hab2 ild’o a kst lytswiaqtdp ks kme iwpa?”

heheh heheh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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plant stuff

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sowey bothu tua ta a!

divenade vision

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Here’s a hot take: the world is simple yet complicated

he put a little english on the ball

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We asked NonsenseGPT, sourced from Nontrinsic, about nonsense. The results were a mix of useful answers, wrong turns & outright refusals.

my favorite part of going to the library is when they feed their entire stock of books into a furnace and tell me the smoke from the blaze is good for the environment

I hear your ACME editor got attacked by a coyote? My condolences.

talk is cheap, show me the sense

you look and post like a stage magician and you really shouldn’t

It’s been a lot of nonsenses I haven’t contributed.

YOU. ME. BLUETOOTH SPEAKER.

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