The eu changed the law again so we’ll get a new charger on the iPhone 18. Apples is also adding a 4th camera, a built-in slot for your airpods in the camera bump and a screen on the back. Apple also announced that they’re gonna start reading your text messages and if you say something mean they’ll subtract 5% from your battery. If the battery drops below 10% the phone will explode now.

WELL THIS MACHINE KILLS TRANSPHOBES

bolo, korek, bolo!!

ok now write linux 2

pick what fruit is best for you and devote your whole life to it except you don’t know if the fruit’s aftertaste is good or bad

I can’t change my notifications preferences for the channel because the video I’m currently watching is flagged as “made for kids”? Yeah that makes sense

well in that case, nuh uh, I’m fine with being an agnostic anyway

oh, damn… we got a rebel here.

Minecwaft J-Java

de haus 👑

American English: Don’t see your language or the quality is poor? Help us with translations!
Australian English: Don’t see your language or the quality is poor? Help us with translations!
Canadian English: Don’t see your language or the quality is poor, eh? Help us with translations!
Cute Engwish: Don’t see ur wanguwage ow the quwawity is poow? Hewp uws with twanswatians!

There’s no such thing as “coincidences” in this world.

States matter, you know?

having to pretend as a die-hard believer is quite uncomfortable

domesticated water

automated banana slicer

konsumsi gempa

and she’s writing on a playstation 5

All your nonsense are belong to us.

fully automated luxury gay space communism

homework for you: read the Paradox of Tolerance

Maybe you shouldn’t drive aggressively or while being distracted? Because that might get you in an accident?

just gonna be that squeababble yoinky sploinky

HAPPY KIDS FAMILY MEAL

okay know

NO NO NO
NO NO

?
? ?

OK!

EXTRAIT D’HUMEUR

did you just.. obey the laws of physics

It’s a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Your choices are Samsung and Samsung, which one would you like?

The AI bubble will ‘pop’ sometime when Shrek 5 comes out.

HUTANG MENUMPUK?

Jangan berutang lagi.

jancuk-cuk-cuk

ketahanan me(n)tal

people can Park?????

can you male together

You may not get a gay curry, but you can get a gay furry.

while the walls turn into toaster

fish that’s also kind of a protractor

fopi
foppie
fopsie

Autocorrect’d: foppie → COOKIE

gay curry

KopiSon

come for coffee stay for the vibes

↓ For ios
↑ For android

HOW DOES IT FEEL?! HUH?????

Note that ⚠️

Please do not turn when charging

Are you in Austin, Texas?

Tahuuuu bulat, digoreng dadakannn~~~
Limaaaa ratusssan
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