Noodles is the lesser of two evils, so noodles win here.

Yah, very pathetic.

The lower the GL, the better it is.

Glycemic load, not girls’ love!

The fewer calories, the better it is.

we all thought that the world is made up of fire, water, earth, and air, right?

• Um… what is this called again?
• 生面
• English, ya bodoh.
• Noodles.
• Oh…

We have to be very specific in our choice.

Whatever is popular in the US, it’ll be popular everywhere.

If you have to choose between white rice and noodles, choose the third option: nothing.

I got to be careful with my words here, right?

It’s kind of like voice chat without voice chat.

Have you considered… boat?

Did you make it? Did you survive? Let’s talk about the good news now.

Why is that up there going down?

Everyone can’t be everything.

It’s not every day we have good news.

you’re going to have to be a little bit more specific, sir

Current goal: Spread positivity

post-rage clarity

Are you still reading?

w+s

How was YOUR experience with Nontrinsic?

(if you’ve used the app, that is)

i gotta act like a pet

Like, how hard is it to not do this in the first place anyway?

*THE SENSE SITUATION*

What a confusing assortment of things. Wow.

I’d love to know when he gave up.

(shall remain nameless)

This might be the best one you people have ever seen.

Oh my god, I just noticed no sheets either.

Proper ty of Appl e; Not for sal e
“Thi s devi ce has not been
aut hor ized as requi red by the rules
of the Feder al Co muni cat ions
Com missi on. Thi s devi ce is not,
and may not be off er ed for sal e or
lease, or sol d or leased, unt il
aut hor izat ion is obt ai ned. “

The cutout is for iPhone 5c only.

proceeds to put iPod touch 7

[BUSTED]

How’s it going guys? I’ve got a… small bucket, a modest bucket full of unique, rare, prototype, unreleased Apple accessories.

It was easier than buying the estrogen!

I wanna play games here, are you able to show me the different sections?

What does the galaxy sound like?

I’d like to interjacu… fucking hell

Would you like to sync your saves using webdav, icloud, icloud or null?

a synonym so good it could thrash a microchip

90% CAT
10% FISH

antiboyotics

I think they’re scared their nonsense source is gonna go away

seasonal depression

you may not look like me

drops of rain for the united states

a paradise for mice

pirates, musicians, skeletons and clowns

Let’s circle back offline if you have the spare cycles so we can hop on a quick call for a touchpoint.

(translation: email me later)

Circle Back
Move The Needle
Low-Hanging Fruit
Boil The Ocean
Bandwidth
Take This Offline
Double-Click On That
North Star
Paradigm Shift
Growth Hacking
Best-In-Class
Value-Add
Synergy (Free Space)
Deep Dive
Culture Fit
Think Outside The Box
Actionable Insights
Alignment
Bleeding Edge
Disruptive Innovation
Level Set
Ideate
Operationalize
Stakeholder Buy-In
Blue Ocean Strategy
Hard Stop
10x
Unicorn
TAM
Product-Market Fit
Down Round
Runway
Blitzscale
Vesting Cliff

It’s no love story but he gets him off