bro looked like he could be your chauffeur

Social media is fast and unruly.

meganonsense

everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die

Indonesian government hating is cool

SAYA PIKIR TIDAK ADA YANG LEBIH GENTING DARI PERUT LAPAR

You know that one guy who likes to post memes using AI in the basement?

long live the resistance

Remember, your fems earn money even while you’re offline!

elaborate feolny

strawrberry
very strawrbeery
mega strawberry
lemonberry!!
super strawrberry
the strawb

the business of mr cease and desist is a genius business

Oh Tell? Three Vagants

being pat pat pat being pat patpat

Where’s the door hole?

as the hands plum to pad, my head tilts right, never stopping any signal in the least, casual chit-chatter patterns fire from history, he ponders away, questioning the sanity of those who engaged and those who betrayed, as well as those who listened and responded_

Minecraft: Vancouver Edition

the Cat Ears…..

the cat ears.. ARE cat ears…

The cat ears have cat ears

Hotel? Trivago

👐🔰

here’s a confusing Not Found error instead of a clear error

Anti-Aging Music

don’t drag me back to this “work” again where I have to use the BS generator—I said, I don’t care about it. I just want the credential but that’s about it

I don’t have vermicelli.

mr cease and desist

мистер бист, рис. мистер бист ест рис,
посмотри вниз там мистер бист каратист
мистер бист юрист
мистер бист гитарист

бизнес Мистера биста это же вообще гениальный бизнес

“I got this new wiimote from temu and it doesn’t work on most games but it somehow works on warioware smooth moves, I’m not sure why my original cover doesn’t fit well” BRO IT’S A FUCKING AIR CONDITIONER REMOTE

random words generator

FYI (Fuck Your Information)

iSpyWithMyLittleAluminium

this is thistle… share them around so they could explore more places

Lord iii- 👄
EGGNOG 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

is it really jersey club if there is no new jersey in it

meoh

Liberté
Égalité
Carte d’identité

Dear diary.

fu kcing. B. uE🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵💙💙💙🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵.

At the end of the day, both me and you are experiencing the most meticulous project that I have ever made yet.

What? With your highly specialized paper wrangling skills?

I turned around too late as the future I once hoped for balled itself up and rolled out of my eye.

Beat that piece of wood.

The line between the reel and the real.

Why do you say chicken pox instead of varicella? In French, we say varicelle. I don’t understand the chicken.

I’m drowning in sequins!

Apparently, buying pink is political.
Buying beige is political.
Buying trucks is political.
Buying dolls is political.
Calling your child strong is political.
Calling your child beautiful is political.
Even buying a babygrow somehow says something about your worldview…

кругом кругом кругом кругом я бегу кругом я бегу кругом я бегу кругом я бегу
по фракталам по фракталам по фрактал мчусь по фрактал мчусь по фрактал мчусь по фрактал мчусь

What does a train say?

🎵 Choo-choo! Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga… choo-choo! 🎹

Спасибо, хорошо спасибо чипсы, завтра поймаю