When you wake up, you’ll be beautiful

I make a typo, I laugh

Introducing the latest advancement in gif sharing technology: Nontrinsic

“perhaps time to revisit nuclear energy”

video on YouTube, audio on Spotify, subtitles on Pastebin
Good luck with the alignment

Jam 9 minum SUSU

Let Me Tell You A Story of 👨‍❤️‍👨

Watch on YouTube and listen on Spotify, Apple

Cockroach Janta Party movement

The maisening

hmm, we have reached the point where references no longer even inspire confidence.

Real Touch, Only Real Diamonds

A celebration of whispered promises

THE NONSENSE APPRENTICE

Oh, I love your sauce.

Nobody will ever say no to our chili sauce.

lowkey let me eat a shoe

News headline goes here: Source

CNA CORRESPONDENT: THEY ARE COMING HOME

GOLD: THE NUCLEAR OPTION ✨

• I’m almost out of space one my ℃ drive, could you help me free up some space?
• no problem, I doubled the size of the drive you already use

Be honest… which country is the most corrupt?

Let me tell you a few English words I know: f**k you

There’s no curry with nuggets…

HOW CAN THERE BE NO CURRY WITH NUGGETS?!?!?!

“Malaysia one better”

I TELL YOU MANY TIMES ALREADY, DON’T LET THE VOUCHERS EXPIRE EH! THIS IS MONEY!

CHICKEN RICE IS A SINGAPORE NATIONAL TREASURE!!!!!

A Brahami kite

BRIDADA

• Tastes like ass.
• That’s probably your mouth.
• I have ass in my mouth?

Give yourself a sip of water.

OPEN THE MAILBOX TO LOOK FOR A JOB

space sex

Live like a cat. Hiss at strangers. Eat your own hair. Be free.

When I eat ramen noodles, sometimes I’ll just open the package and take bites out of the noodles. This hasn’t come up in therapy yet.

meos

macbook will no longer overheat

1. open the power bar
2. unplug the power bar
3. use the power bars back plate to align screws in the wall
4. remove the back plate from the wall
5. unplug the power bar
6. reassemble the power bar
7. unplug the power bar
8. place the power bar on the screws
9. Bob is my uncle

Bob is my uncle

I am a duck

Http error 410: i fucked up

There’s a rice on my phone

Lets just store our family photos as svg files

It spins! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Tradisional Foods

LANGSUNG DI MULUT TOL

What does it mean if a cat licks a rabbit?

…why does it smell like durian?

I think English is more nuanced when it comes to being specific. And yes, you have to be that specific.

The difference between persons making nonsense while understanding the nuance and persons making nonsense while making stuff up is that there is no disclaimer.