why does my keyboard not think dogs is a real word

HOT. DOGS. ARE. WATER.

your mcucket

forgot ice skating kinda makes my food in pain

Snas Undratel

those people deserve a firework up their urethras

Femboy or trans woman?

You got mail!
It’s John’s credit card!

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call me bed-thirsty because i can’t stop drinking my mattresses

i flew up way too close to the sun

FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIH FIN FIH

sorry i get grumpy when the word is evil

the dildo of consequences will find you and it rarely arrives lubed.

Evil Fucking Penis.

oooh, right in the dickula!

There is some BULLSHIT!!!

do you ever get punished for licking doorknobs

Tupperware Rice Coordinate

DO NOT GRINDSTONE YOUR PUSSY
I OWN A HISTORIC GRINDSTONE I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW
DO NOT GRINDSTONE YOUR PUSSY

explode them, then give birth to them

seance (dead nonsense)

THE DEBUT FILM DIRECTED BY DARSHANA SATI

BENGALI FASHION

I’ll bust in a pumpkin, I don’t give a shit

You upgraded the musical cuck chair!

maybe we’re subconsiously sending each other nonsense through the spirit world

disconnecticut

je mange l’S-Cargo

i’m gonna go fuck furniture now ig

Playing jazz at the bachelor party, call that Premarital Sax.

I mean, I ask why God fucks me all the time.

Let’s eat ass pills!

how the fuck do you hit a mailbox

i william afton’d too close to the sun 😔

all this paperwork gonna give me a papercut

cooking my $2 steak

• they have the objectified tortured homunculus in there
• i struggle to fuck
• not now

• YOU ABSOLUTE WALLTER
• GLEVIL YOURSELF

scary question,

would you rather be a approached by the floating skull, or the stumbling everything else

That’s not how you hold an armful of scrolls! You… hold it like a… watermelon!

oh. i was talking about the lions

traparazzi

Five. Hundred. Entries.

nonstop nonsense november is coming

Reversal of Failure

Optimizing performance…

enter key more like enter me

MICHAEL BOXSON

tu sais l’argon ?

we are baba