modern warfare requires modern camouflage

brick neck speed

More people have eaten mint flavored foods than people who have actually eaten mint leaves

Anything can be a toilet if you’re brave enough

Minecraft crashes when I go to the toilet

Cotton candy and bubble gum are flavours but they can be any flavour.

my phone is inside the jelly

Blood is a soda. Its thicker than water, contains sugar and is carbonated.

cat love jelly

The atoms our bodies are made up of are 13 billion years old.

All meat is plant based meat

Learning history is catching up on the news you have missed

A lot of people wouldn’t give a backrub to a close friend but happily would for a random cat

We never actually wash our belts, even though they are the first thing we touch after wiping our butts

Canned pet food can be any flavor they want. No one is validating that the Fancy Feast Pot Roast actually tastes that way.

People have been born, lived long full lives, and then died, all while queen Elizabeth has been queen.

I FORGOT TO ADD SOME NONSENSES

we’re all guests on this planet

RZ flour

- Google Translate

nas daily nas daily
nasda lina’s daily
nasty linas daily
nasday lina’s daily
nazdaelinaz daily
nasty linas daily

oh, are you addicted to cheese?

i hate to tell you to be the one to break it to you but this isn’t love

YOUR WEIRD NONSENSE

non-dairy = non-violent

kpop kpok kopo

You’ll own nothing and be happy.

fire a fox

iPad mini Pro, mini, mini, mini, mini, mini

Your phone’s keyboard is a keylogger

don’t lose your head

dragons loves to fly up the sky and eat clouds, especially dry ones!

Very annoyed and … very flattered by your lovely words of encouragement.

Number 10: Surprise!

that boy in red, is looking SAUCY today

Microsoft is really good at fails.

The age of information is the age of misinformation

? -This is a Question Mark

If Cats had wings, Can we call them Furry Birds ?

Remember To UnRemember makesenses

B + B = Beez

Hey! Im a bot, Ask Real people like popilol to get real nonsenses

You just missed your lottery of million dollars by one number

Bunk Beds are human shelves

@RZ has been banned from The Nonsense Galaxy.
Reason: reaction spam

.ban @RZ reaction spam

Add a space to a space you manage.

There is no time like present to present the present.

They were too close to the door to close it

The insurance was invalid for the invalid

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.