THE BLUR SOTONG

1. Take redzer and put him in a blender with chrastofuricator, concentrated rose juice, dilute plastoclumerate acid, and then it’s all up to you about the other tastes. CAUTION: don’t use chocolate

2. Let it sit for 24 hours, until redzer is officially juice. Take it and pour him in a glass, one that fits.

3. Put two drops of rediratory chromsus so that uhh
   so that redzer is now the glass

4. Now drink the juice, whoever wanted to. If it’s someone else, go further in the steps

5. The one who drank the juice is now becoming the new redzer and the older redzer is now a glass cup.

6. If you want to make the older redzer something else, put in 200 ml of chlosids in the glass, put the glass in the crucible, and then heat them up to 1000°C. One reached the temperature, let it go on for 10 mins, and then take it out.

7. Put in 1 gram of plaspec to the hot liquid. Let it cool down to about 30°C.

8. Now, pour it into whatever you want redzer to be, in this case, a better, healthier and more beautiful rose! Take the liquid and pour it on the stem, and then wait for a few days, and that’s it!

• If you want redzer to be back to what he was, put two drops of basmoseumerative oxide on one of the leaves of the new redzer. After two hours, carefully put that liquid blob, in like a small jar or cup or whatever it is called. The new redzer is now a normal rose.

· Now pour the thick liquid from step 7 to the stem of that rose, and voila, we are back to where we started

The only thing we got from this step is the one who drank the zer juice is now in a liquid form. You can pour it in something, and then put 10 grams of chromosime to where you put the liquid. Now the one who drank the liquid is that thing you just made.

8— if you want it to be a building, as an example the Burj Khalifa, take a tanker if 5 kilolitres of quasterfoda, put the goop in the tanker, and then pour it in the soil touching the building. Then wait for a few weeks for it to… Yeah. Just don’t forget to evacuate the people when needed
The amount of quasterfoda needed is based on the size of the building. To put a scale, the eiffel tower needs 105 litres of it.

You sunks. I hape you

Imagine typing so many nonsenses, rz would just add every message you’re sending

WTF

z o o m b i o n g

Ecky Ecky Ecky ptang zoom biong mwamazam mwamazam

Hte gfllinoow scuindsosi is na hadecrvi etbdea fo het soprdpeo teiodnel fo het iletcra obewl. Pselae do tno ifdymo ti. Bsusqeeunt eomsmnct dholsu be edam no the terropaipap undocsssii agep (husc sa hte ilrctae’s ktla agep or ni a entodlei evwrei). No rretfuh sdeit usdlho be edma ot ihts pgea.

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140 is a small number for Indonesia’s standard for the number of mistakes allowed.

It’s a crime to give the wrong knowledge and information to people

Don’t forget to wear the others!

I Wear

🎵 She wears her skirt, He wears his shorts, I wear my new shirt and my new hat… They wear their shoes, we wear the socks, we wear uniform to go to school! The skirt, the shirt, the shorts, the shoes, the socks, the hat, the belt, the tie, the vest, and the others – The skirt, the shirt, the shorts, the shoes, the socks, the hat, the belt, the tie, the vest, and the others! 🎵

I attacked the book and then it attacked me back at my face!

Where can the students see the old things?

Who is playing Chess with uncle?

Woo, it’s nice please to visit, How are we going there?

wha

We can go sunbathing

It is storm outside, please don’t ……

Where can Ms. Sita buy daily needs?

THE DIALOGUE!

Because I can play snow man, go ice skating. I love to play snowman and skating.

I like to go to the beach, sun bathing, and … at the beach. do sunbathing and swimming at the beach?

c

Mira wants to buy some magazine and dictionary, she goes to the…

what the hell is a ‘special cake’

I like having hot tea and special cake at home.

Let’s learn more weird things to say!

I wear shoes and socks in my feet

Listen to our website online

those are literally from YouTube’s auto-generated subtitles

I think I need a VPN just to read it

Everlasting D

fin ger

An error occured!

Triggered by:

r?nonsense nTypeError: Invalid Nonsense
Did nothing wrong? Report the bug to @RZ!

eye of the day

Do not trust atoms – they make up everything

Oh no, OH NOOO… A locked door even tho I completely destroyed the walls! And finally i can go to the market to buy… But the rain is coming… But the rain, it destroyed our table. It’s broken, I fixed the table but then the table started singing…and it continues to sing, so I took a saw and… Yeah, it’s gone Oh no, no … I actually read the wall, but I closed the door. I can still buy … but it’s raining … but it’s raining at our table. He broke down, Kate’s desk and I started reading the desk … anyway, stop by the lake … well, let’s go.

…and wrecks even more when twist-translated!

These should be enough to make a person’s head crash while reading a bunch of nonsense.

• Did she just say that the man’s English was acceptable? It was disgraceful.
• I agree.

• I think Sasha just gave him a “yes sandwich”.
• I think she’s just serving up some hot tea.

music is very very present

Keep your children while in the train.

Feet washing, is not allowed.

SHOES SHOOOOSH