- Oh cripes Siri!
- I found a recipe for crepes.
- Okay. that’s it!
38616 nonsensinlägg har lagts till i databasen!
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tillagd 14 december 2021 kl. 06:59
dela- Hey Siri, find me some–ope!
- Finding dope near you.
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tillagd 14 december 2021 kl. 06:59
dela- Hey there Siri. What’s a guy gotta do to find nightcrawlers in Ashwaubenon?
- Dialing 911 you are having a stroke.
- No no no.
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tillagd 14 december 2021 kl. 06:58
delaDon’t fry chicken with gold. Ever!
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tillagd 13 december 2021 kl. 17:42
delamathematical question:
mom has 3 kids
mom goes to shop and gets some food
comes back and gives the food to kids
question: how old dad is if mom go to shop for food if computer doesn’t run cyberpunk 2077 on minimal settings if computer doens’t exist
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tillagd 13 december 2021 kl. 17:42
delaIf a sweatsmile has sweat & smile, why not Butterflies have Butter ?
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tillagd 13 december 2021 kl. 17:39
delaBut if you want to hide your identity, pretend that you’re in another country, or make sure that your connection is secure as you work out the lethal doses of particular chemicals, then go to REDACTED.com/honest for REDACTED–that was a lot of money left on the table. Lot of money.
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tillagd 13 december 2021 kl. 14:47
delaAnd if you are being targeted by hackers like that, you have bigger problems.
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tillagd 13 december 2021 kl. 14:46
delaBut you should know: unless you are being personally targeted by well-funded hackers using exploits that the world doesn’t know about yet, it doesn’t make your passwords and financial data any more safe.
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tillagd 13 december 2021 kl. 14:45
delaThey’re already pretty safe.
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tillagd 13 december 2021 kl. 14:45
delaREDACTED VPN is a tool that can be used for good and evil, and it’s extremely unlikely to be a front for the FBI.
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tillagd 13 december 2021 kl. 14:44
delaDo you want to hide your sexuality from your college administrators? Do you want to download huge amounts of pirated content with an extremely low, but not zero, risk of being found out? Are you planning an assassination and want to hide your tracks?
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tillagd 13 december 2021 kl. 14:43
delaThen, you need REDACTED VPN, the best choice for gay people, pirates, assassins, and gay pirate assassins.
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tillagd 13 december 2021 kl. 14:43
delaShe couldn’t protect herself from viruses, but you can protect your computer by using a VPN.
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tillagd 13 december 2021 kl. 14:33
delaIf I remember correctly, iirc means “If I remember correctly, iirc means “If I remember correctly, iirc means “If I remember correctly, iirc means “If I remember correctly, iirc means…
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tillagd 13 december 2021 kl. 13:02
delaif they succeed, we all succeed
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tillagd 13 december 2021 kl. 11:54
delaI am the fire terminator
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tillagd 13 december 2021 kl. 11:49
delakill fire in one second
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tillagd 13 december 2021 kl. 11:49
delathe language of guns
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tillagd 13 december 2021 kl. 11:48
delaI’ve seen enough fireflies, now i want a waterfly, a thunderfly & airfly.
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tillagd 13 december 2021 kl. 06:51
delaSomeone is a banner
He bans people who use suggest banner
One day, the banner changed
The banner then ban the banner changer
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tillagd 13 december 2021 kl. 02:08
delayou may not be surprised…
…but i am a crank
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tillagd 12 december 2021 kl. 08:21
delaAn empty browser history is a dirty browsing history
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tillagd 12 december 2021 kl. 08:03
delaPlease use Gravity at any Activity, it will make you Down
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tillagd 12 december 2021 kl. 01:23
delaIf you buy a father’s day and give it as a gift for you father on father’s day, what will happen?
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tillagd 11 december 2021 kl. 23:58
dela
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tillagd 11 december 2021 kl. 14:29
delaRedzer. he’s kinda weird and sometimes kinda rude to his brother, but really talented, smart, and such a nice guy. he got eaten by Giga when he’s trying to help a kid to get her doll inside Giga’s mouth. he did return it but Giga woke up and ate him :(
oh wait, he got recovered. great. now i have to throw my eulogies to the trash can. thanks a lot.
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tillagd 11 december 2021 kl. 14:25
delaSomething went wrong
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tillagd 11 december 2021 kl. 02:46
delaWrong channel. Please move to this channel
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tillagd 11 december 2021 kl. 00:37
delaIntroducing… Zer Cookie! A powerfull cookie that can make you stronger for the whole day just like Redzer, Nielzer, and the others! And currently R3DBOT is sharing his cookies for FREE! You only need to be nice at him atleast….
Um sir, wrong channel.
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tillagd 10 december 2021 kl. 23:26
dela“There are too many apples on the screen!” - Steve Jobs
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tillagd 10 december 2021 kl. 19:12
delaRemember who I am.
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tillagd 10 december 2021 kl. 19:10
delaTALK!!!1111111
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tillagd 10 december 2021 kl. 19:06
delaSOUND OFF.
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tillagd 10 december 2021 kl. 19:01
delaRESPOND.
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tillagd 10 december 2021 kl. 19:01
delaYour handwriting is your hand’s accent
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tillagd 10 december 2021 kl. 18:16
delaD–BC###D–BCBA-D–BC###D–EFED-
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tillagd 10 december 2021 kl. 17:18
delaHumans have blood, They Bleed when they get hurt….. Don’t imagine blood, cuz you got redzered.
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tillagd 10 december 2021 kl. 15:41
delaMouse.
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tillagd 9 december 2021 kl. 13:42
delahe is doing himself?
???
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tillagd 9 december 2021 kl. 13:40
delaOwn your conversations.
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tillagd 9 december 2021 kl. 13:23
delaThat really hurt, and I’m not afraid to use the REDACTED on you.
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tillagd 9 december 2021 kl. 12:25
delaThis research is a bombshell.
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tillagd 8 december 2021 kl. 15:03
delaBuilding without sound null safety
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tillagd 8 december 2021 kl. 14:41
delaSeriously, butter is the fundemental fixing in this batter formula.
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tillagd 8 december 2021 kl. 14:40
delaOne sheet joker.
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tillagd 8 december 2021 kl. 14:38
delaIf redzer is lazy, will he be lazer?
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tillagd 8 december 2021 kl. 05:15
delathis is a hint for the [unknown]
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tillagd 7 december 2021 kl. 17:10
delaI don’t see any snow- sudden realization that he still has his [unknown]s
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tillagd 7 december 2021 kl. 16:05
delaCopy joker. Copy… sheet! One sheet joker. Funny, funny, joker, joker, card. One sheet sheet, one– Half cup water but where to put? Put in pot? Pot. … Oh, water! That’s a lot– that’s a lot of water.
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tillagd 7 december 2021 kl. 12:28
dela