Never negotiate with errorists.

The subjunctive mood has been all but subsumed by the indicative. (French: hold my croissant)

In France, we’re so tough that we eat pain every day.

UK GOVT SAYS I’M AN “EXTREMIST”

Unliveable future? Sounds like a you problem.

One does not change a meme

no AI (all nonsense here is human generated)

Because it’s fun, it’s great joy

Now shut your beautiful mouth and take our money.

jangan saya akhiri

i’m not for everyone

sorry if you feel objectified

mid but frontier

subscribe to nonsense

You’ve been on Nontrinsic for 16 minutes today. Now’s a good time to close the app.

drinking water is woke now

• Name one thing that you wanna try in the bedroom 👀
• getting a full 8 hours of sleep

Advertising doesn’t have to be hard. (ad display with no actual ads)

where would you leave your h… (r/TheLetterH)

“Literally” means “figuratively” now.

What a wakeup call: Oregon teacher fought school attacker before armed dad shot suspect ‘multiple times’

matanya kok 5 watt

THE HISTORY OF FUCKING (the place)

Your mother is such a powerful soul that even the daffodils lean toward her instead of the sun.

PEOPLE ON THIS APP HAVING AN AWAKENING

if I had to describe them I’d say that they have a bunch of red flags

I am made of microplastics and can be trusted with your forklift.

singularity of stupidity

Take your browsing history to your grave

We’ve been through enough during self-isolation without having your squiggly bits burned into our retinas.

Okay! I didn’t think so.

verylongnamewithlotsofWWWWWandMMM

Hmmm…

Fill your boat and dive in the bush

OK, Cecelia

The duo of the gyrosurgical snail?

How many trees managed to cope with the spiders and walnuts?

Get a room. For the best possible choices.

If Discord made an app for people who hates games then it would be Harmony

I rendezvous, where are you???

NOTIFICATION SQUAD: MOIST WITH ME.

How do you do it?

ten.

palmia margarine

how does alex taste?

Sweet cat

SHUT UP AND TAKE OUR MONEY

phone spam destroyer

If you can’t access evil domains, you can’t get infected. Simple.

Keep the language as clean as a Scandinavian gas station bathroom.