the fu is noodle sauce

On average, around 100 REDACTED words get expressed every day at [reacted].

Is nonsense acceptable in school?

You gotta let them burn or they’re not gonna learn.

Who told you that you could bring pre-opened juice boxes?

Last advice: I’m not an ATM!

H or is H not the same thing that is the difference

OK but the point is not to be the only best one but rather to have an unbiased objective of being able to predict what you are actually doing

Is the term for the use case for the word to refer be in a sentence of the sentence word sentence in the sentence context in a the a which sentence?

My major skills are being weird and petting cats, and so far this has not translated into success

You can’t cut back on nonsense! You will regret this!

Fact: Plazmoids have no concept of humbleness.

I’m pretty cool but I cry a lot

I meow, therefore I am

There’s always time for nonsense

Inenincreasingly competitiviviroment

TIL that the author is a bit of a troll

G is a bit of a joke

The sky is feeling trans now

you got oil what happens if you get oil?

It just so happens that you’re blue at random!

chaotic nonsense

The exam helped me find out I’m allergic to cats and dogs and houses apparently…

You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth.

Your mother and I think you’re hooked on phonics.

I love REDACTED as much as a straight man can love another man

The meaning of life is to find the meaning of life.

If you can traumatize a REDACTED, that’s insane.

You see the REDACTED drink REDACTED, YOU drink REDACTED.
You see the REDACTED get REDACTED, YOU get REDACTED.

Oh, don’t submit that, we’ll get sued.

I sleep on failure every night.

Sorry cold air is forbidden

You call, we haul.

I can do whatever I want, it’s called free will.

Can you replace the nonsensers with AI too? You can [really] try…

If there’s no junior nonsensers, there won’t be any senior nonsensers.

So when two men love each other a lot… no, it doesn’t have to be two men, but, you know, it normally is.

The pleasure corner in front of your bed, so you can pleasure yourself from your bed… What did I just say?

NONSENSE HAS A NEW VIBE

When I became your employee, I became a full human being.

Now I would be getting more balls in this pocket right here, but it’s totally full of balls.

Bake! Foot stuff! Froggy style!

It’s weird that this qualifies as nonsense.

I love the feeling of using my big REDACTED, you know? Say would you wanna watch me knock in this entire REDACTED of REDACTED? I’ll tell you what, after every time I hit the REDACTED, I’ll say something REDACTED to you. Would you like that? I’ll bet you would.

I love playing REDACTED. It’s a game of REDACTED and REDACTED. I’m a very patient man, and I know just how to hit the spot.

Hope that doesn’t get me in trouble on the internet.

Prosciutto, for instance, is just thin ham, but everyone nuts all over themselves for it? Silliness.

And dogs? Everybody chill out about dogs.

That’s true we’ve got the Swedish Chef out there— out here like woorf woorf woorf woorf woo-woorf woorf woor-berg and Rolf is always like… Uh, what does Rolf sound like?

You’re telling me I gotta sell this traditional goddamn bear to get that watch? A standard little brown-haired auburn bear with a sweet little button face and that tiny heart we make ‘em put in with the stuffing? You want me to sell that bear to get that watch, then goddamn it, I’m gonna bring back the Teddy like I’m fuckin’ Roosevelt.

And what we’re hearing right now is that we will be able to get either Saturday or Sunday off. Provided we attend the entire day at REDACTED.