What do you mean? It’s clearly funny the 13278439^6741216961th time!

state your business when nonsensing

BIG DADDY

days before the celebration of my existence in this world (birthday) :33

Pls no judgment on frequency of entries kthx

Enjoy your 1.3MB csv file.

autocomplete as a legit info source

call me an exposed nerve how I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCKFUCKAAAUUUGGHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAFUCKMAKEITSTOPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAENDTHEPAINIBEGOFYOUGHAHAAAAAAAAHHHHAHHAHHHH

Part 1: My Life Is a Lie

sax and violence 🎷🎻

• i ned bred
• yeah i also need bred

define the cow

freaky gold city

goping

i diagnose you with bottom

You’ll pay for this.

We can’t let the nonsense disappear

nonsense labor camp

cult of nonsense

Let Us March Forward Dynamically Towards Final Victory, Holding Higher the Banner of REDACTED

We vow with bleeding tears to call Visitor our supreme commander, our leader.

No one has the right to die Before fulfilling his Party duty.

kids recruiting kids

yes or YES?

Wouldn’t it be so much easier to not take things personally?

Do you want to be… right?

Why do we take things personally?

I take it personally.

…don’t worry, you are safe tonight. I will not take it personally.

When you are being criticized and it hurts, chances are big that this is rooted in your childhood.

No matter what people say, you will always keep your value.

I always thought it was me vs the world until I found out it was me vs me

Three ways to develop a strong mental mindset:

• remove unhealthy habits
• stop jealousy on others’ success
• accept that life is unfair

THE ONLY PERSON YOU SHOULD COMPARE YOURSELF TO IS THE PERSON YOU WERE YESTERDAY

No matter how much you’ve suffered, you aren’t doomed to keep suffering.

Suffering is optional.

freedom comes with responsibility

So the next time you’re struggling with something, remember: we’re all going to die!

We should be aiming for our own personal Pulitzer Prize.

We’re all going to die!

I bet you’re really glad I’m not your therapist right now.

they’re really invested in their stuckness

We’ve effectively become our own fake-news broadcasters.

You are not the best person to talk to you about you right now.

How can I get my wife back?

Dear Therapist, I need help with my wife.

You all know what Rorschach tests are?

delivering compassionate truth bombs

idiot compassion

ultracrepidarianism

Part of knowing yourself is to unknow yourself.

There’s nothing more terrifying than a blank page.