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Nonsense is intended only to be used in applications that do not cause or contribute to adverse impacts on human rights.

4D: I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR A FOURTH DIMENSION TODAY

AI = Grand Theft Autocomplete

People who “create” AI slop should be forced to consume only AI slop and not be allowed to watch, read or listen to anything made by a human. Let them wallow in the cesspit of their creation.

Random things happen every day. You’re just noticing them.

dukungan moril

Be so you

Can’t make your bed? Don’t do it, you are going to use it at night again. If you can do it, don’t do it. Your bed is not going to judge you.

By the way, you have memory problems.

You have had enough. I see you, stop. I’m here to help. I’m here to make you stop. See me, stop me. Help me. Make me.

good enough is perfect

How to do laundry when you’re depressed

one of my biggest shame is having looked up to him once

Huh… just the right amount.

I don’t trust myself at all that’s why I need to go to therapy how am I supposed to be able to find the right therapist if you’re supposed to trust yourself to find one oh god oh fuck I’m screwed

• And how DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?
• aaaaaaaa-

How to know if a therapist sucks!

Bad news: it’s like dating!

I wanna kiss you when I hate you

Terima kasih sudah marah!

You’re nonsensing too much, you need to pull yourself together.

the gay one looks real fine ngl

yes I spent too much time

this is why communism doesn’t work - they give us nothing but always takes from us

What is a monument?

If you don’t have it in your home, you go to training center

Obviously, propaganda from a written script!

My heart was pumping with the desire of going to the
hospital.

Stop overreacting! What do you mean you can’t look around the park in a day?!

Forget family, taking care of yourself is tough enough

I got the nonsense in an illegal way

Wait, this is not AI.

No more nonsense exists here. We erased it all.

I’m a real person, not a video game character.
The version of me that lives in your head does not exist

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Reminder that every one of these insults came with a compliment

The only winning move is not to play.

The US could never have this

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Would an eight-year-old be the world’s greatest nonsenser?

the master of civilised nonsense

• What does PhD stand for?
• Pretty humongous Disappointment

He ca- no, he can’t take this.

• Do you have a girlfriend?
• No, I’m eight!

WHAT WERE THESE NONSENSE BASED ON?!?!

• Listen, listen. I was given a bunch of vague facts about this. How old are you?
• I HAVE- I DO NOT HAVE A DBS check. Is this legal?!

I’m going to k**l myself.

Sorry, unalive myself.

Drew can solve a Rubik’s cube in under 90 seconds. That’s how much he hates the idea of colours mixing.

Roasting 101

Are you ever gonna get a job?