icownic ice cream
🐮❌

my LITTLE POWNY

éta house

this is just qualityslop. You only like it because it’s good

LIFE IS PAIN au chocolat

You must control your hand, tongue, and waist.

Love isn’t saying, “I love you,” but calling to say, “did you eat?”

BDSM: beautiful day sunny morning

If I see you in Wyoming, firepower will be used

a supermarket where you can only purchase cats

Meow chaton !

Jika kamu berpikir alam kurang penting dibanding uang, cobain tahan napas sembari menghitung uang :>

Let’s celebrate the holidays by investing yourself!

sorry making up nonsense

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

What % are you?

bangbus

@Visitor, it’s better to not but when you are asleep. Please be careful!

I like to be non-conventional at times.

Before i go and ride mah cutie,

A game about true love - Not for puritans obviously lol

A Forbidden Love

PRESS SPACE

KEEP ON DOING IT !

HE’S ABOUT TO DO IT !

STAYED TUNED FOR THE SEQUEL ‘I WOULD RATHER EAT MY TOES’ COMING WHEN THE US GETS A BASIC INCOME.

WHICH MEANS… NEVER !!!

Thank you for the REDACTED. It teached me a good lesson about obeissance. I shouldn’t go against my government exven if they are killing innocents or building walls.

Now… GET READY TO BE REDACTED !

HAPPY RESTING GUYS

Are you on REDACTED’s naughty list?

Caution: train service

STOP STOP cuan mulu

guided

For reasons we don’t like or understand, our work has become increasingly important.

Look, we’re an independent platform, we don’t use AI to write nonsense wholesale, and we’re the only one platform who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, REDACTED is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically. Are you?

How to cure a case of the giggles?

When they rub against your leg, you cough up the hairball!!!

ABSTINENCE OR DIE

i have witnessed REDACTED ON MY WATCH

risiko delusi

TO ERR IS HUMAN. TO REALLY SCREW UP YA NEED A COMPUTER

You’re absolutely right — you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure.

Nevertheless, comedy is a powerful healing force. My recommendation is to seek out live entertainment. For example, great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.

feelings develop along fiber optic cables

he roughed me up on the mega mind bedsheets

Ask me again in 2035. I’ll either be a software founder, a philosopher, or living in the woods writing code on solar panels.

You don’t know the context.
You don’t need the context.
You ARE the context.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

Jurnalnya berapa bulan tahun?

even if you are the youngest among working adults, remember that you’re lightyears ahead than those who are at your age

el pipoto

NO

SHOW ‘EM ONE MERCY

UNO

SHOW ‘EM NO MERCY

Kamu menipu!