To the point.

Life hack: sauté your dreams until they’re unrecognizable.

okay, i’ll bite. what’s calibri?

The giant narcissus antenatally remove because geranium multivariably communicate modulo a willing mexico. possible, kindhearted october

Therefore yolk must be ??? (Always bet on yolk ???)

You’re reading this nonsense, day in, day out, over the course of days and weeks and months, it seeps into your brain and you can’t get rid of it.

I quit the rat race. Wake me up when capitalism doesn’t exist anymore.

If you provide the right amount of money, everything will be fine.

Making nonsense for fun. For fun is diabolical.

routine is routine

If you’re going to fake it, fake it ‘til the end.

Pretend to Work Co. Ltd

Helping the unemployed who want to hide the truth from their families.

How many people does it take to maintain a community?

I bet my legs are going watery.

What a cute threat!

we just want you to live, is that too much to ask?

find your inner girly pop

it’s nonsense time!

“Hello, World!” but the pineapple version

confusing future archivists

Forget the medic. Better send a priest.

you could start with bonjour…

• Where is Brian?
• What?!
• …in the kitchen!

When they say it is about the children, it’s never about the children.

Even makesensers hated makesense

Authorised by the Department for Rearranging Deckchairs

Those REDACTED can go and get [eSafety Commissioner]

technically we’re just smearing hope in a pan

do I really need to know?

coming home, soon

your words did not go unheated

Number 6 Institute

go get your money, go get your money 🎶

It’s important to understand the difference between fusion cuisine and confusion cuisine.

There’s actually 10 circles of Hell.
The tenth one being LinkedIn.

wait what you wanna f me?

Live, Laugh, Carp

You could do the logical thing and contribute nonsense.

Why are u crying?
GRAB ITS WEEWEE AND TWIST IT!

You are saying things that make my brain say

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

I am denser than lead

anything is research if you don’t ask your ethics board

I’m scared of being famous but I love people sharing my nonsense.

i’m trusting you as much i’m trusting the goberment

G I M M I E S E X -No Control, Manuel

What if everyone
at once?

That is called:

It’s bad.
Really bad.

Is this the life that you want?

hows life so far from 0-10 with 0 being wanting to die and 10 being the definition of happy

you have 3 days, 6 hours , 49 minutes 15 seconds and 8.8 milseconds before you explode

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