NONSENSER OF THE YEAR 2025

Do you know what the unit of software is? A meter! Do you know why? In 1992, we did our first software export at Netaş. We wrote the software, pressed a button, and via the satellite dish on the roof, at the incredible speed of 128 kb/s, we sent it to England. We sent the invoice by postal mail. $2M arrived at the bank. 3-4 months passed, and tax inspectors came. They said, “You sent an invoice for $2M?” “Yes,” we said. “This money has been paid?” they asked. “Yes,” we said. “But there is no goods export; this is fictitious export,” they said! So we took the tax inspectors to R&D and sat them in front of a computer. “Would you press this ‘Enter’ key?” we asked. One of them pressed it, then asked, “What happened?” “You just made a $300k export, and we’ll send its invoice too, and that will be paid as well,” we said. The man felt terrible because he had become an accomplice! Then we explained how software is written, what a satellite connection is, and how much this is worth. They said, “We understand, but there has to be a physical goods export; that’s what the regulations require.” So we said: “Let’s record this software onto tape (there were no CDs back then—nor cassettes; we used ½-inch tapes) and send that.” Happy to have found a solution, they said, “Okay, record it and send it.” The software filled two reels, which were handed to a customs broker, who took them to customs and started the export procedure. The customs officer processed things and at one point asked, “Where are the trucks?” The broker said, “There are no trucks—this is all there is,” and pointed to the tape reels on the desk. The customs officer said, “These two envelopes can’t be worth $2M; I can’t process this.” We went to court, an expert committee examined whether the two reels were worth $2M. Fortunately, they ruled that they were, and we were saved from the charge of fictitious export. The same broker took the same two reels to the same customs officer, with the court ruling, and restarted the procedure. However, during the process, the unit price, quantity, and total price of the exported goods had to be entered—as per the regulations. To avoid dragging things out further, they looked at the envelope, saw that it contained tape, estimated how many meters of tape there are on one reel, and concluded that we had exported 1k to 2k meters of software. So the unit of software became the meter.

• not the easiest, but the best way to grow further
• master something first before we do it
• show that you are the one

sangat insightful dan seru

superheated steam

That horrid feeling when I realised I’ve been a nonsenser for 4 years.

Quit touching bro

WARNING WARNING

THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY NONSENSE SYSTEM.

THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

HAD THIS BEEN AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY, YOU WOULD BE HEARING AN UNHELPFUL HOT TAKE AND GENERAL VITRIOL.

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY NONSENSE SYSTEM.

crazy? I was crazy once

they locked me in a room,
a rubber room
a rubber room filled with rats

but… they made me so crazy, that I forgot the rest

ceng lou

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To avoid asphyxia and other dangers please keep it away from infants

sometimes i be chillin, thinkin “damn i want REDACTED bouncing and REDACTED on it” then the next minute I be thinkin “damn, i need some REDACTED”

SHOCKING FRESH

GENIUS MOSLEM GENERATION

WARNING: nonsenser might explode on certain occasions

It happens

Good Sense? Or Nonsense?

you’re so :3 and fairness

i love my ai
i love grok
i love my half-assed ai art that looks like shit
i love microsoft copilot writing my dialogue for me
i love the sheer lack of human creativity in these soulless corporations
i love openai shelling out hundreds of millions for a thneed
i love ai moderation systems and security systems failing at the tasks they’re supposed to do or misidentifying threats
i love ai driving cars and running over pedestrians only to be covered up by the media as ’98% safer than normal drivers’

Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk

2026 is not the downfall of you or whatever

TIME LOST IS A BRAIN LOST

When You Expect the Very Best

Internet Connection, Very Smooth

Chicken rude and unreasonable

SUPER FUN & [UNCENSORED] NONSENSE ENTRIES

great troll potential

[NO ENGLISH!!!] [egg rolls]

diputS disputes

Hoponopono

i should hit the gym and transition and then grow my hair out and dye it blue

lil civil war going on

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You don’t want to know what I did in 1999 lil’ bro

Reason why bunny can help your mental illness

1. They got long ahh ear, is the flawless demonstration of “im all ears”
2. Microwavable
3. Squeak
4. Squeak
5. Squeak

it’s all about nonsense

i love neodymium being portrayed as a very gay metal liker

we only talk about real shit when we’re fucked up

I have reached uncle status

None of us are here by choice.

unlocking the bl (bootloader)

unlocking the boys’ love

unlocking the gay

i have no weapon and i must kill

my insanity knows no bounds

shopping is more important than voting

MAISON ROYALE

• right behind you
• right ahead of you
• right below you
• right above you
• right by your side
• right inside
• right outside
• right in the 4th dimension
• right in space time
• nowhere
• everywhere
• omnipresent

HTAI SPECIAL