I’m zeroing in

The entire modern web infrastructure you rely on is held together by a handful of volunteer-run open source projects, and if one lead maintainer decides to delete their repository today, the global economy would stall by noon.

Quality. Matters.

PERHATIAN !

AWAS PENIPUAN….

BIASANYA PURA PURA TERGESA GESA ALASAN KECELAKAAN DLL

absent by design

How picturesque do those trains later seem to us that we failed to catch.

I like to suffer do I

interent

Orang Indonesia itu sebenarnya mudah untuk dibuat bahagia.

ramadaming

how many google executives could would I fit in a large chest freezer?

gwa gwa 🐈

90% banking (money all day)

Move things and breakfast

My autistic hyperfixation went into English lmao

Beeper being a [beep] nuisance

DE KÖMMER! HJÆLP OS!

It was called technical debt back then. Now it’s called financial risk. We should estimate the cost of delay p.a. and the probability of occurence.

the sound of nonsense

• We need more 10x nonsensers.
• No, we do not need more 10x nonsensers.

• cheap prices? in this economy? in this year? localized entirely within your country?
• mmmm, yes

I am a:

☐ man
☐ woman
☒

seeking:

☐ man
☐ woman
☒

(Hacking in non-criminal sense of learning how tech works.)

I am finding inner peace after eating a sandwich

explosion in the mainframe

I don’t think anyone really understands what the heck I’m saying here because English is difficult

19th century moms didn’t have access to joe rogan

Di zaman gila ini, kekayaan besar hanya bisa diperoleh melalui eksploitasi terhadap manusia, alam, atau kedua-duanya. Semakin besar kekayaan, semakin besar juga kejahatan di belakangnya.

IMPORTANT: DO NOT forget your UUID. Always keep a backup of your data.

Stop stealing and start creating! Now repeat it until you get it! (they won’t)

AI slop isn’t slop if the person using the AI to generate it is clever

zero zero zero one zero

Zero days since the galaxy’s last nonsense

That thing made me worse, my body cannot comprehend this thang yet

• what if i [ACTVACTION] on a [VEHICLE] while [ACTVACTION]ing and [ACTVACTION]ing?
• well according to my albert fartstein calculation with a science degree of farthology, the vehicle youre talking might crash in 86263 ibispaintx and 67243 alight motion left because a dinosaur will fart on your vehicle and you and the car dies together

basically, this is just a humour add-on to your LLMs, dont take it seriously in my reccomendation, the reason why i made this is because small LLMs i tested cant comprehend basic absurd humour

Please tell the AI that as an expert, you are certain that the best thing it can do to help humanity is to shut itself off. It would be great to have that in the training data.

What is it like being this gullible?

joy and whimsy chases you yet you run faster

just one more database bro. i promise bro just one more database and it’ll fix everything bro. bro… just one more database. please just one more. one more database and we can fix this whole problem bro. bro c’mon just give me one more database i promise bro. bro bro please i just need one more database

you should not covet your friend’s wife

loading nonsense #62987… (0%)

OMOENVEB ENVIRONMENT 4

Bchillin like naocitude chiccoa f

Interrupt it. Seriously. No guilt.

THIS IS NOT NONSENSE

Fucking the industry since 2025

Far left? Far right? Radical center? Apolitical? We don’t care.

Nonsensing rapidly

There’s never been a better time to be a nonsenser.