the word ‘bean’

It’s just nonsense (without the hassle)

.release-please-manifest.json

(SCREEECH) this is why you must make them not suffer any more

Post nonsense

Make your nonsense more interesting by using variables and extra formatting! See the list: https://nontrinsic.linerly.xyz/docs/entry-formatting

If you want to comment on a nonsense entry, make a thread from the nonsense or add -# before your comment

See all the nonsense: https://nontrinsic.linerly.xyz/list

weep 🥲

Your device is fully charged

WAKEUP PROTOCOL
more insecure than WEP?

Version 1

GET /api/v1/variables

Retrieve the list of variables used in nonsense entries. Note that variables that are contained in entries retrieved via the API currently must be replaced on the client side with the client’s own variable logic implementation.

GET /api/v1/nonsense/random

Retrieve a random nonsense entry as JSON.

GET /api/v1/nonsense

Retrieve the nonsense database as a CSV, JSON, or TXT file.

You may append these parameters at the end of the URL:
q=query — Restrict entries in the database export matching a search term.
format=format — Export the database as a csv, json, or txt file.
after=timestamp — Only export entries after a specified Unix timestamp.
before=timestamp — Only export entries before a specified Unix timestamp.

Examples:

• Export the nonsense database containing the word “entry”:
  /api/v1/nonsense?q=entry
• Export the nonsense database as a plain text file:
  /api/v1/nonsense?format=txt
• Export the nonsense database as a JSON file that contains the word “red” since 1609718400 up until 1643032654
  /api/v1/nonsense?format=json&q=red&after=1609718400&before=1643032654

GET /api/v1/nonsense/:uuid

Retrieve a specific nonsense entry as JSON by its UUID.

GET /api/v1/nonsense/:uuid.png

Retrieve a share image of a specific nonsense entry by its UUID. Note that PNG is the only supported format for now.

GET /api/v1/nonsense/status

Retrieve the status of the nonsense database. This is useful when the client is caching the database for offline use. In that case, the client can compare the cache with the online database based on the timestamp of the latest entry.

EXPERIMENTAL: OData backend

This is experimental and may be removed in the future.

The (minimal) OData endpoints only exist to be used in data visualization software such as Tableau, like this dashboard for example.

/odata/v2/$metadata

Retrieve the metadata about the columns that are in the database with each of their own types.

/odata/v2/nonsense_list

Retrieve the database as Atom via OData v2. You can append ?all=true at the end of the URL to retrieve the full database.

Who’s using Nontrinsic?

• The original founder of the nonsense database, Artifyber, uses an export of the nonsense database from Nontrinsic in her website’s nonsense ticker: https://artifyber.xyz/e/nansenz
• Bricked has made a nonsense generator from the nonsense database using Markov chains: https://codeberg.org/bricked/nonsense-generator
• Maxy developed a new version of NonsenseBot, this time using the API with the Python wrapper for Nontrinsic: https://codeberg.org/nontrinsic/bot

you know sometimes i wonder how does it feel to be someone who is genuinely happy

alGae cooKing cLUb

marriage as wheels

sexuality: math

why did the calendar feel threatened? because its days are numbered

HAHAHAHA

will you be my valentine?

sexuality: pleading_face

tomorrow is a great day to contribute some nonsense

BUBUR KACANG HIJAU

sexuality: dodecahedron

Sexuality: vertical

The burning means it’s working

these handsome guys will make you cry

handsome guy crying delivery service

one mean thing about laufey and i’m coming for u guys

nonsense out of stock, sorry guys ;(

corporate nonsense 🙏

the nonsense stockpile

creative text entries ++

Squeeze me. (I’m sorry?)
Squeeze me. (🤏)
Squeeze me ! (Okay… 🤏)
Squeeze me !! I go out, you go away ah ! (Oh… you meant “excuse me”?)

Cheeshen…

nonsense contribution rate is declining
contribute more high-quality nonsense!!!

click here to see how good Uncle Roger’s Chinese is

How do you laugh in Chinese?

sexuality: 2-dimensional

hard interview questions

Sexuality: diagonal

mysrnouse j

i like juice

(c) Meshuggah

Kalau kita jumlahkan berapa ribu yang keracunan dibandingkan berapa miliar makanan yang sudah kita bagi, statistiknya adalah 0,008 atau 0,007. Artinya 99,99 persen usaha MBG harus dinyatakan berhasil.

the █████ination

What happened in August 2023?

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“European Sleeper Night Train” sounds like something you’d put into the USA for it to behave as if it was a huge pick-up truck. Then, when the time has come, you send them the activation message and the train will immediately start infiltrating american highways and replacing them with rails.

And now I ask myself if I should perhaps reduce the REDACTED intake just a tiny bit.

decorate the air

Wow… banyak kalimat hebat yang bisa terlontar, saat nasib sekumpulan manusia disarikan menjadi satu angka.

Good day.

I am reaching out on behalf of a highly distinguished political figure who currently holds a prominent position within his country’s political landscape. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, I must withhold his identity at this stage.

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Further details will be shared upon receipt of your expression of interest.
Thank you for considering this proposal. I look forward to your prompt and positive response.

Best regards,
Isam Akkad

o and o look so similar

Cuma pengen tanya.
Kok bisa?

HELLO DEAR

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I WILL GIVE YOU THE FUNDS PROOF DOCUMENTS IN MY NEXT MAIL KINDLY REPLY AND DROP ME YOUR TELEPHONE CONTACT. VIA MY PERSONAL EMAIL ████████

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MRS WARGEN ALICE

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define the infinite

tenacity: infinite