planet-boiling roulette wheel

If you’re writing about Tom, the preferred description in British English is ‘presenter’ or ‘broadcaster’. ‘Content creator’ is acceptable. You must not use ‘YouTuber’, as it is not an accurate description: the majority of Tom’s output is not on YouTube, and Tom strongly prefers descriptors that are not tied to a particular corporation or medium. ‘Influencer’ is wrong: Tom’s output is mostly factual entertainment, and advertising and content are always separated and clearly marked.

💁‍♀️🛍️ Shopee!

Steve Bannon says Elon Musk should be deported back to South Africa

Sambal is the cheapest way to accentuate the taste of food

JANGAN Di BAWA YA KAK

🙂

AMBIL YANG
YANG BANYAK
GAPAPA :)

RESEP SURGA YANG BOCOR KE BUMI

please slow down

WHERE VALUABLE NONSENSE BEGINS

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

DISARANA AKOMODASI INI TIDAK DIPERKENANKAN :

1. Melakukan kegiatan yang berhubungan dengan REDACTED / ███████████ dan atau tindakan maksiat lainnya.
2. Berjudi, Mabuk, dan mengkonsumsi minuman keras.
3. Membawa dan menggunakan senjata tajam, senjata api dan bahan peledak lain yang berbahaya.
4. Membawa, Mengkonsumsi dan Melakukan Transaksi REDACTED terlarang.
5. Merokok dikamar dan diluar area khusus untuk merokok (termasuk rokok elektronik).
6. Membuat kegaduhan atau mengganggu ketenangan tamu lain.

Seluruh kegiatan yang melanggar hukum dan ketentuan yang berlaku akan dilaporkan kepada pihak yang berwajib.

The great thing about “a limited number” is that literally any finite number is “limited”

👋 your test is successful

Give some time and things will return to their baseline. Or not.

how can you pinpoint the exact origin of nonsense

can’t spell justice without s

aluminum 🥺 every day

every day i meow :3

Duv

oooh boykissers!

we will teach you to kiss boys >:3

the boobass situation is crazy

YOOOOOOOO the bass goes CRAZY

can’t spell justice without ice 😔

is it really JUST if there is no JUSTice

JUST in time Compliance

edit JUST in 4 pictures

tea jay

Whaaaattt @@

Visitor, youre bald ☹️

the liminal spaces when i liminate

eating eating Eat Ting

ARGHH!!!

vroest

when the beat drops on an azali song

when steam adds user pc specs in the game reviews
me when i sit on a game’s menu for hours on end just so i could gaslight lowend users into believeing the game runs great on lowend machiens (it doesnt)

Nonsense for heavily nonsensical nonsensers

Applicable material: aluminium

If I
then I’d be even more
. Know better.

Supper in the Park

I’m sick of being sick

Everything is weird, and I’m going to
you.

à l’aise

AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5–6 years, 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming.

lettuce noises

⚠️ Nonsense required

YouTube doesen’t work? Oh well, I guess I’ll watch some YouTube shorts in the meantime

The Return of the Aluminium