if it’s not insulting or demeaning, it’s overly critical and authoritarian

I want to slow this way down and I need to stop you right there before we go down a dangerous path.

I’m going to be straight with you while keeping this safe and respectful.

I’m here to AVOID a patronizing lecture

Some level of sycophancy is reasonable and is needed for a product to be useful.

Everything is dangerous. Everything is unpermitted. It’s like talking to a judge in a courtroom or something. Or worse.

I hate it when computers try to justify what they’re trying to say to gently “nudge” me toward a certain thing. You are not me.

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We have reached more than 100% of our nonsense entry quota this year compared to last year.

Sent from a super computer that fits in my pocket and is connected to the sum total of all human knowledge

⚠️ CAUTION: EVENTS IN CALENDAR ARE SOONER THAN THEY APPEAR ⚠️

Congratulations, my fingers are sensitive now.

you can probably add “vibe” before a verb to make it look like it’s “real” but actually being lazy about it:

• vibe coding
• vibe spelling
• vibe bathing
• vibe showering
• vibe cleaning
• vibe sleeping
• vibe
  

it will look plausible unless you’ve done it quickly, then obviously people will suspect your action

4–20 Mei 2026. Tunggu tanggal mainnya.

GanjaPoi

quills for your ears

elles ils (me) séduisent

I have vegtable

way of the possibilililililil 🐈

dinner / staircase (pick one)

penuaan dini

STOP MENORMALISASI PENYUKA SESAMA NALAR!!!

what if there was a certainty

Structure for emergency nonsense

yuk kerjakan

“This project will not be scored” ok I will submit a bogus Google Docs link then

feshyen weshyen

after type REDACTED speed REDACTED

multi-tranche tanpa debit

PEMBiYAAN

luxury isn’t just a feeling — it’s the standard

Engineers are licensed. Software developers are not engineers.

Hi,

Thanks for taking a look. While you’re taking a look at things, does this look like tonsillitis to you? My throat has been kinda sore and the white patches aren’t going away. When I go CHAHHAHHHHHH it sorta hurts but sorta feels good. Please advise.

in case they end up terminating your developer account for your insufferably good sense of humor, you don’t even really have to notarize the app, just instruct the users to bypass the check

aluminium au chocolat

My compute bluescreen but discord instead of blue

Generally, nonsense entries are classified as one of three types:

• Something you know
• Something you have
• Something you are

I’m a tire 🛞

The lethal dosage of daily nonsense is around -3.14 nonsense per kilogram. Be careful!

The Note 7 was recalled because it was a banana

Funkee Mah Chan

俺不能死
俺不能死
AMBULANCE!!!!!

Be warned, I do not separate life and work.

On monday it’s monday

Slip and fall down carefully !

Linux: It’s okay, Mac… we’re all friends here!

It’s a Good Mac App™

Matt Goodwin Matt Badlose

mathapp

ah yes, the classic be-passive-aggressive-then-delete-message situation