idevice Coin (iDVC) proposes a novel consensus mechanism we call Proof of Protocol (PoP), wherein block validators must demonstrate successful reverse engineering of a previously undocumented Apple device service protocol. This elegantly solves two problems: (1) it makes mining useful, and (2) it finally gives protocol reverse engineers a financial incentive beyond “internet clout.”

After years of reverse engineering iOS device protocols, I’ve seen enough. The real money is in crypto. Introducing idevice Coin: the blockchain built for people who used to care about undocumented binary formats. Also, it might be a rugpull.

April Fools! Gotcha!

Features & Improvements

• Uh… I think someone left the little chicken coop open… and now there’s no stopping them!

Last weekend I did nonsense.

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the wayback machine isn’t loading at all, great

maybe it’s been archived on the wayback machine though, then i could just use that

nevermind, the wayback machine doesn’t work

EVERYONE, STOP NONSENSEING, IT’S ALL A TRICK BY THE GOVERNMENT TO MAKE US BUY MORE SCHAMPOO!!

He was right.

REDACTED was slain by Darktouched Redcap using [Darktouched Redcap’s Piercing Organic Machete of the Glacier]

our quality of nonsense could seriously be improved by getting makesense out of our nonsense.

how do i water my jetpack??

sixty even..

good news! mrrp!

DANGER
MEN
COMPUTING

QUESTIONS!

• Is soup a beverage?
• Is it a beverage if you drink it with a straw?
• Is coffee a soup if you eat it with a spoon?
• Is Cap’n Crunch soup?
• Soup?
• Ipso facto soupso?

well erm, zero is like, just potential, it like the superposition stuff, then the rrst collapses once u pick sth

boutta fed bouutta uh boutta dah yep yep aha then eat it and wait, naaahh.. hmmm.. sure… why not!!!! check it out then:

dark gorgeous reversed fluid electric hiphop w/ rap, blends thrown into the mix, experimental electronic overseer, beautiful choir of conflicting female vocals, some singing, reading, narrating around

whitelops
female
0.54

our freedom of speech we gotta fight the powers that be pararara fight the power uh fight the powah… fight the fire… fire fighting… fight the fire… uh.. fight it until you can eat the thing from within, that purple thing reach for the purple thing inside the fire that is consuming us all, quickly, go, do it, do it now, buy it, then rip it and eat it raw

ahh.. undici… dis.. novo.. nove.. oito.. sette… septimum.. sis.. san… torium… sanc.. foursette.. corsette.. of course, i’ll give you my corsette, my pretty pink corsette is thawing outside uder the sun, quickly melting under the snow, i’m gonna go out and chomp it under a bun under the bus because who can stop me? who’s gonna stop me? who’s gonna raise his hand and yell so loud that skies grow into a dark thick fog of grey ravenous and violent supercells looming closer to us aiming to consume us all, who’s gonna be the brave one huh?

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wee uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhlllll wayyssssssssssssssssssssss loooooooooooooooooooooopp around… like sussy hops… covering my forehead with my big flappy white ears… dressed up in a cop suit, wandering around like a cotton soup, as soon as you see me hitting you from the back i will already be in venichi pah, will you ever catch a single clue, will you ever keep up with the blues, can you ever see the vertical and veridical fire that is pointing down at us, yo bro can you get me that larousse, im gonna give you smack, god i oughtta give you some smack when i get home for never listening to me while you still had pretty fluffy and pink lungs

The stair bounces off the carrot’s leaf (that’s the one-legged cat’s paradox)

the orientation of the chair above your sleepyhead is very important: facing the window (right) is inward, facing the door (left) is outward

QUESTION. QUESTION. FROM STRANGE STRANGE

sale
sale

sasalele

Holland(er) Bakery

infact you won’t understand some things if you are not silly

PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
3. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

• If you are silly, you must look for ways to get sillier

b * a * n * a * n
the banan formula

a * n * a * n

jadi, ya, itu

We’re gonna need three Japanese eggplants, or two Chinese eggplants. Um, my eggplant today is extremely long, and in this case, I would say size matters, and we’ll only need one.

Sederhana namun tidak bisa dijelaskan

There is One Who Will Do That.

if not friend, then why friend shaped?

Aku juga ingin mencintai dia dengan sederhana
Aku ingin
(stop)

¡Halt die Klappe. Die scheiBeliebende Schadenfreude-Übermensch-Weltanschauung ist der Zeitgeist. Nicht anfassen. Du liebe scheiße.!

As far as we know,
are the
in the

whats ur favorite thing to put in the something else field when creating accs? mine has always been dinosaur

one of the most practical ways to start immediately is by watching/reading the whole thing first, and then reading the comments. bonus points if u dont bcuz u know in advance there might just be the same regurgitated jokes, it depends on what it is, but yeh evwntually this will heal up ur hijacked feel gut receptors, i think

I’d like to party like tiger

polite squirrels are quite polite indeed

Benedick Cumberbatch

I pooped alittle.

Ai never lies (except when it does)

I think my ram is leaking, what sealing tape do you recommend?