The further you read, the worse it gets.

find cats, find propane

✋🧝‍♂️🪣

I Don’t Care ABOUT YOUR Kitchen

she got me Caked Up and Shaved 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

“Software development buat apa?”
“Buat hiburan aja…”

e in meow stands for evil

The last appointment timing would be 22.00

She said “Texas’ premium donkey”

ReceiveD

waddlin round wit da poop condom full of Pennies

Have a Popping Stay!

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Despierto y no veo el terbasmin, sin terbasmin no puedo respirar, si despierto y no veo el terbasmin, lluvia púrpura de Prince en mis bronquios me recuerda de que tengo que morir tarde o pronto!

No hay nada mas puro que el amor de una mujer a un hombre.

I’m on fire :3

Hey, did you know anyone, and i do mean anyone, can submit a proposal to the Internet Engineering Task Force (the guys that define everything internet related).
Examples: Meow (https://www.ietf.org/archive/id/draft-meow-mrrp-00.html)

Now with a rare guaranteed chance of Beecat!

TODO: remove this message from nonsense pool

note to myself: go touch grass

is it really minecraft if you don’t mine and craft 24/7

where is minecraft

why is minecraft lagging so much? my render distance is only Aluminium

why is minecraft lagging so much? my render distance is only 256

Server REDACTED is waiting to start. Our servers are currently overloaded — we’ll keep trying every minute and start it automatically once capacity is available.

Despite common misconceptions, 0.999… is not “almost exactly 1” or “very, very nearly but not quite 1”; rather, “0.999…” and “1” represent exactly the same number.

sowwy im a bit of delulu hehehe :3

dur dur d’être bébé

⚠️ BABY ON BOARD ⚠️
⚠️ BÉBÉ SUR TABLEAU ⚠️

melee. (i love this word, how is there no melee nonsense)

semantik itu gausah diperdebatkan

AMV = A Music Video

* doing 67 in space * 💀

i took a nap just to find out i slept for 24 hours

i took a nap just to find a boat next to my bed

How to make a mint pill prescense detector

It needs to be connected to the Internet as an IoT device. Give it a WiFi module. Add Bluetooth connectivity. So that you always know where it is add GPS.

Make it rechargeable through USB.

Audio alarm for critically low mint contents.

Touchscreen display.

Make it so it needs an app on your phone to operate it, with apps for both android and iOS. Use two factor authentication. Make the apps highly resource-intensive yet utterly useless. Fail to update the app for the next iOS release effectively bricking the device.

Roll out regular updates to the firmware, which remove features and put them behind a paywall.

Instead of an actual instruction manual, give a QR code that links to the instructions on the internet. Make users create an account to access the instructions. Creating an account should require the user to give the name of their grandmother’s neighbour’s cat. Make the process time out if the user hesitates for more than one second. If the user actually gets to the instructions they should consist entirely of meaningless pictograms and be for the wrong version of the device.

Require an extra paid-for plug-in before the device will even function.

Mints not included.

I’m a REDACTED person who easy to interact and buil the positive relation each other.

When In Doubt
Chill Out

PROPERTY OF

Panish

Print screen!

make sure you choose a password that contains capital letters, numbers, and special symbols so that someday the data broker who purchases your info can go “ooh good password” after your login details are inevitably leaked in a data breach you can do nothing to prevent

BALAI BESAR INSEMINASI BUATAN

HOME
OF THE NONSENSERS

mbois voice

the Piranhaz

Donate to the open source software you use!!! ☝️😠

savé le planète

Mmm, beautiful angular form.
My love for polylines has paid off

how to do stuff