call a bondulance

pickle

I’m not gonna

i want slep

no, i don’t know who ate all the donuts

there’s no sauce in the fifth pothole

bingle gingle in a fingle

In Butterland, one bastes oneself.

Preserved Artistry
or
Lost Media

from typing import Any
anyway in any way ANY way: Any

Good luck

some russian people know im gay now and they are not judging me! hope is not lost!

S- S- Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes

A- a- a toilet company- a- a- a toilet company is going to save the day?? Yeah… that’s… that’s fine, a toilet company! Don’t panic everyone, every- everything is going to be just fine. There’s nothing to see here, nothing to see here. There’s not a bubble. There’s nothing to see here… The Toto toilet company is going to solve………………

Good luck. That’s my advice.

That’s all I can say.

But other than that, good luck.

Aluminium sounds like a good replacement for chromium

Order. It. Now.

anyway why do we even still use Ch. .. Chromimum bruh

yes

REDACTED reimagines the been-there-done-that genre of walking simulators and puts them in the lightning-spanked, edorphin-gorged world of sitting still behind things.

Lower your expectations: This is not a sequel to Portal. Now get ready to raise them slightly, because it is in the expanded universe of those games. Desk Job puts you squarely in the driver’s seat at Aperture Science. Then quickly removes the driving part and adds a desk in front of the seat.

Nonsense is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.

Apple should restrict Mac mini purchases to only one per person - people need a computer!

Changing your sex is really cool and fun. I recommend it.

may the 5th be with you

2pts

The game.

prejudicial taint of being (improperly) found to have acted in contempt of the court’s initial order

can you please move the sink? i can’t reach it from the toilet

✨ Mac mini gaib ✨

slop, slop, isilop slop

You can do whatever you can to stave off time. But in the end, time wins.

I want to borrow monopoly!

menerima segala cucian

atimu akeh?

Ayah!

We Serve our Guests as Kings

it seems that the birth of great programmers has always been related to playing games since childhood

i love it when he said its meowing time and it meowed all over the place

All About Nonsense Stuff.

when ur drivin and u cant tell whether the Signs say WELCOME or STOP or TRESPASSERS WILL BE GIVEN THERAPY bc ur passengers are Too Loud

When surface lava quenches quickly in seawater, it forms volcanic glass called pillow basalt (pillow lavas) and hyaloclastite (fragmented volcanic glass). Pillow basalts are bulbous, sack-like formations of rapidly chilled basaltic glass with fine-grained or glassy rims; hyaloclastite is an accumulation of glassy angular fragments produced by thermal fragmentation during quenching.

find me in the club yelling KILL ME KILL ME PLS JUST KILL ME

common side effects include:

• caninification
• persecution
• drowsiness

may cause serious side effects, including:

• cultish ideations (Ishtar’s syndrome)
• chronic polyculitis
• new or worsened MILF sensitivity

Call your healthcare provider right away if you experience [REDACTED]

Lizard Wizard

start with 4mg estradiol enanthate weekly and test at one to three months

Sally sells seashells by the seashore

wahwah es el sonido del viento cuando el arroz piensa…

“Ya got a cigarette?” said the 🦊 to the 🐲. Long night at the 9🪄 cryptography office.

They stared at a corkboard of clues with purple threads pinned between them like a web woven by a spider on horse tranquilizers.

🦊 was optimistic; 🐲 was not. “One high-confidence match,” the 🦊 continued, “and maybe a dozen mid- and low-confidence matches. Think they’re for us?”

“No.” The 🐲 vented caustic smoke. “We have only the one match. No indication that it was left for us. The rest are likely Nonsense.”

The 🐲 addressed the 🦊 directly. “It is unwise to read into them too much. Remember, you have Apophenia and you’re Stupid. Stop chasing bats in the shadows.”

If I don’t put you to senses, nobody will!