Tell the truth, don’t make stories up.

There’s no law against being an [expletive] is the thing.

Just because you went on Nontrinsic and you submitted something doesn’t mean that you’re the worst person in the history of the world.

“I could buy you”

It’s important to get answers to questions right.

I dunno that I’m speechless. I’m thinking.

• What are the top three moves in the Nontrinsic playbook?
• …well nobody can know that.

You have to poop in the Eiffel Tower.

Don’t give me 29 pancakes. Give me either 28 or 30.

Yes, I’d love the ad of traffic

Ooh, I’d rather join energy

Currently following this mysterious guy through a dark alley, nothing could go wrong!

j’ai pleuré 4fois en version anglaise et version française 3fois..

reactionEventID is falsy

DPI the document.

The mind is filled with the effects of CNC facial cleanser, which clearly indicates the formation of cerebral hemorrhage.

We’re still human.

Nonsense less than one minute old

I am merely a feline, so don’t take my opinion personally.

“A lot” is fine.

Café du Cirque

Reality’s gay.

Everything’s way more fun when you play it out in extremes.

Welcome onboard sassy airlines!

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IF YOUR PHONE STARTS EMITING SMOKE DURING THE FLIGHT, PLEASE CONSULT A LAWYER!

EXITING THE PLANE IN THE CASE OF AN EMERGENCY IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!

FIRE DETECTORS HAVE BEEN INSTALLED IN THE LAVATORY, PLEASE TEST THEM WHILE TAKING A SHIT!

PREPARE FOR LANDING: PLEASE HAND OVER YOUR SEAT TO A FLIGHT ATTENDANT, PASSENGER, OR PET CAT!

PREPARE FOR LANDING: PLEASE EAT ANY CHARGING CABLES!

Son

Would you like to try it?

Let me introduce you to: mailbox.

PREPARE FOR LANDING: THROW YOUR CELL PHONE OUT THE WINDOW!

Plug a power cord into the wall, then quickly remove it and plug it into itself for infinite power!

Quand j’e J’étais petite

I’d get blasted with some “water”.
*Regular, normal fluid

NAP
RENAP
RERENAP
RERERENAP

It Is… 🐈ncanny
whoops someone… what in the why is my U purring

There Is No Intrinsic

It’s all in your bed.

☀️: your rain shall end now

Keep REDACTEDing me… It feels measurably pleasurable.

Gabonsense.

JokerPoker - Balala

half of them don’t even half

How’s the food in greace?

The mistake is tung tung tung sahur

Slow burn is the best burn.

YES PLEASE, I WANT A FLYING PENCIL!!!