The UK has different units of measure. Here in the US, we use the Scaramucci.

are they still Portugal if they’re tangerines

love boobies:3

Embrace balls.

How does one go about acquiring a bench?

cerium is generally considered safer to consume than cesium

Can’t piss your way out of this one

SOMEBODY TOUCHED MY NONSENSE

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Can’t you ever?

thoughtless slaughter of quantum foam bubble butt

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some kinda psychedelic shitfuckery happening over here

dancing (or mating) nonsense entries

Everything a nonsenser could ask for. Except for the nonsense. We forgot the nonsense. Sorry.

HOOVERIN SPICES

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• Hello, I’m Visitor.
• No, I’m Visitor!

I’m Linerly, and you’re up-to-date.

who is chris and why should i cross them

O wow kitty

lustful calendar

there are worse things to be called than “gorgeous boy”

Hazardous Tony

Eddgacatoina

How not to rotate in your sleep

KUNG FU DOG FOOD

Violin is the answer.

Incredibly stupid nonsense

mysterious and sad carbon dioxide

architectonica

Dotinda.

Apple Music Club.

flying saucer by future burger

evil wheat or whatsapp

…which is significantly more utilitarian than the bathroom

Witness the power of genetic engineering.

232 was what Wordsworth Road

Have you honeycombed yet?

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love fossil crushing on a love fossil 😔

It’s LG-TV month!

Are you part of the LG-TV+ community?

Tips for people that look really young

1. Avoid baggy clothing and wear tighter ones instead (this might be a bad tip because wouldn’t that make you look even smaller?)
2. Only be friends with short people. If your friend is taller than you, just say this to them: “get height reduction surgery or your done to me”
3. Lock yourself in your room, no one will ever perceive you there
4. Break the societal norms that confine us to either masculine tall or feminine short and embrace individuality which allows us to fully understand the vast spectrum of human expression and live in a judgment-free world
5. Google “how to mew”

does anyone have a cow I could milk?

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SUPER EXTENDABLE SLIDER HLEB

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